Eberhard Anheuser, Adolph Kuhrs and Arthur Guinness attend a brewer's convention.
Meeting, the three decide they will dine together.
Scanning the menus, seated in a private corner of a well recommended culinary establishment,
the host asks, "Before ordering your meals, will there be anything to drink?"
Mr. Anheuser answers, "Why of course, I will have a Budweiser."
Mr. Kuhrs said, "I will have a Coors"
Considering his dinner partners' drink orders,
Mr. Guinness looks up from his menu and says, "I will have a glass of water."
Simultaneously, Kurhs and Anheuser sputter, "WATER?"
Glancing again from his menu, "If not either of you are having beer, then neither am I."