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Awkward moment with my mother this morning...

Started by Lee, March 09, 2012, 03:54:45 PM

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Lee

I was in the shower (which is right next to a skinny stand holding a bamboo plant) about to shave when I realized my razor blade was dull, so I hopped out and went to grab a new one.  Somehow during this process I managed to hook my foot around the stand and ended up flat on the floor with the pot of bamboo shattered across the bathtub.  It ended with my worried mother running through the door and me standing there in nothing but my packer and a face full of shaving cream with a huge mess behind me.  After an awkward moment she quickly shut the door and went to go get me some stuff to clean up with.  So yeah, go me.  I'm going to go with the pretend it didn't happen and hope she doesn't bring it up approach.
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Squirrel698

There are locks on bathroom doors for a reason 
"It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul"
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Devlyn

Or you could nonchalantly stroll around in nothing but a packer and shaving cream like it's the new style! Hugs, Devlyn
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Nemo

Quote from: Squirrel698 on March 09, 2012, 04:08:06 PM
There are locks on bathroom doors for a reason

Not always.. not with some of the ones I've been in X(


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Lee

Yeaaah, no locks on any of the doors in my parents' house.  They're usually good with knocking, but not this time.
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supremecatoverlord

As classy as me tripping down the stairs the other day.
Yeah, I caught myself, but we should still join a club together.
Meow.



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Lee

I'd say the club should come with a complex handshake, but there's no way it would be completed without the members getting seriously injured.
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Arch

This cracked me up, Lee.

My bathroom door doesn't even stay closed properly, and it has no lock. Also, I can't fully close the hall closet door because it takes a credit card or a nail file to get it open again (I wedge a doorstop under the door to keep it almost closed, and that works fine).

Good luck getting the landlord to fix these items...and the other little things that need repair around here. Grump.

But I'll trade that any day over having my mother barge in on me!
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Cindy

Sorry Lee,

Cracked me up as well!!

" Honest Mum I was just shaving the bamboo"

Cindy
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Andy

HA HA HA HA!!!! Well that gave me a good laugh, thanks Lee!!

I go around in a packer and shaving cream all the time too, but I live alone!

That started my day off with a good laugh ;-)
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geek

I'm unsure as to why, but I love pictures of people with shaving cream on their faces, it's awesome  ^-^




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xXRebeccaXx

When I was 14 my sister walked in on me playing with my boy parts...
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King Malachite

Well at least you still have your personality.  :)

This makes me want a packer and harness even more.
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Silas

Pffffffttt. XD That's beautiful.
My mum's boyfriend once came in wanting a serious discussion while I was binderless with my packer dangling in my shorts a little too obviously. It was cool until I fell back over the chair and everything wiggled and flopped in the most fantastic, obvious manner.
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