She married and had 13 children.
Her husband died.

She married again and had 7 more children.
Again, her husband died.

But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children before the third husband died.

Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"

The friend replied, "I think he means her legs".

Kristi, you always have the best jokes. 

Quote from: Melissa on April 10, 2007, 05:13:44 PM
Kristi, you always have the best jokes.  Only thing was, it never said the third husband died, so I don't know why the mourner would ask about them being together.

Melissa

QuoteBut, she remarried and this time had 5 more children before the third husband died.

Reading comprehension ftw ;P

Dennis

LOL, Anemonie!

BTW, I fixed the problem Melissa brought up.  So her comprehension is just fine!

Kristi

Heh, owned. Sorry Melissa, hadn't even occurred to me that the joke had been edited by the time I got it.

Dennis

Quote from: Kristi on April 10, 2007, 04:43:35 PM
She married and had 13 children.
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs".

That one made me spit water through my nose!  Warn a girl will you!?

-Sandy

Quote from: Kassandra on April 13, 2007, 11:36:26 AM

Quote from: Kristi on April 10, 2007, 04:43:35 PM
She married and had 13 children.
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs".

That one made me spit water through my nose!  Warn a girl will you!?

-Sandy

Woof! Good thing you weren't drinking tequila!  >

♪ Karen  Lyn ♫

Quote from: Kassandra on April 13, 2007, 11:36:26 AM

Quote from: Kristi on April 10, 2007, 04:43:35 PM
She married and had 13 children.
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs".

That one made me spit water through my nose!  Warn a girl will you!?

If it's Kristi telling the joke, that's warning enough.  >

Quote from: Anenemy on April 11, 2007, 11:32:35 AM
I wonder what the inverted version of this joke would look like, if we replaced man with woman and woman with man and kept up with the heterosexual perspective.


He married and fathered 13 children.
His wife died.

He married again and fathered 7 more children.
Again, his wife died.

But, he remarried and this time fathered 5 more children before the third wife died.

Alas, he finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for him. He thanked the Lord for this very loving man and said, "Lord, they're finally together."

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means his first, second or third wife?"

The friend replied, "I dunno, but gosh that guy was an awesome stud! High five!"

In order to close the coffin (kasket) they had to drill a hole in the lid... and rigor mortis wasn't the cause. >


LLL&R

Maebh

Just goes to show there are complications to viagra. heehee
Rashelle