All the sensitive bits that make contact with a bike seat. I need a new saddle, stat.

I knicked my nipple trying to shave my chest...

Also my arm, which is now starting to look like I shoved it through a woodchipper...

My cat's not entirely blameless either (she plays rough- so many catscars)...

I have had a very busy four days. But, it is worth it. Why you ask, simple, I made a good deal of extra $$  . I am a money  . Silly cats, expect the best care, money can buy  .