Well one the World's most boring events is lining up.
The summer olympics.
There has been a search for an undercover agent to reveal the truth about this event.
Since this is a secure and totally unintelligent community. It can be revealed that Aunty Cindy has gone undercover to reveal the truth about the warm up and the events. She is carefully controlled by the Head of Aussie Security, Mmmmmmmmmmm. The vibrator addicted head of Aussie security, some times known as purple.
The initial bikini brief is revealed: And questions are asked!! And parameters set!!
How can the 'summer' Olympics, be held in London? Or anywhere in the UK where 'summer' is a mainly abstract concept.
Who will combat the media? The place will be flooded with USA TV stations who will film 'Candy" the 13 yr old beauty (ugly cow but she is a Yankee) for Wshcnxsyion, the only gurl in her class to have both legs re grafted after falling into a a pea nut picking machine two weeks ago, and hasn't she gone well, she didn't win but she was the only USA gurl so we will show her life history just now.
We will now change channels while the National Anthem of some foreign place is played for a medal we didn't win (any country pre-programmed comment)
Oh good the gymnastics are on; there is a man riding the horse;
Mummy, you said that when daddy mounted the sheep he was disgusting, but it is OK with the horse.
Shut up darling and just shout 'Hello Sailor' as his buttocks swing past. Why Mummy? Because it sounds more civilised than the Aussies shouting ''Oooi Oooi Oooi". Bunch of freaking convicts. Only reason they win medals in swimming is that they can't build boats. Geez.
Secret Breaking News from Aunty Cindy:
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The Head of Olympic Committees Note book has been leaked.
It has some revealing pics and comments. As so. (Gesundheit)
What was that? German warfare?
Mmmmm this is what I found, so far:
"Yes, we are interested in events being sponsored,. We were wondering if your company was interested in the golden event? The 100meters of course. We have a series of qualifying events. And with having bidding rights for the final, we can have the Roche Dash? The Sigma Sprint? The Genetech Gallop? We are open to suggestions?
The phone call was interrupted!
Sir, Sir? What is Miss Timing? There is an Italian gentleman interested in the Mafia Mile.
Geez, don't they know we have gone metric, it has to be the fortune fifteen hundred.
Sir Sir!
Yes Miss Timing? The usa dream team want to play again. 'Which one?' all of them. They want to know how high can they go?
That's OK the Colombians sponsor them. Just make sure about the private boxes, I don't mean coffins this time.
Aunty Cindy goes under cover to plan her next day.
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Can I just borrow that I need to communicate.
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