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Get the hint, Bev.

Started by Ms Bev, May 04, 2007, 10:58:41 PM

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Ms Bev


I've been dreading the day for some reason, when I have to go for a mammogram.  Total women's territory.

The other day, I had to go in for an mri for an injury.  I had no idea where my doctor sent me, my first time there in an unfamiliar place and town.  I just wanted to be in time.  The woman behind the window asked me to sign in, and I would be called.  So, I signed in, in my male name, took a seat, and waited my turn.
In a moment, the woman stood up, called my name, and looked around the room....there were three other women there.  She just looked a little irritated, and sat back down.  I went up to the window, and she asked if I needed something.  I said 'I'm (male name), which confused her for just a moment, then she smiled, and ushered me to the examination area.  Big Letters on the wall:  Women's Imaging Center.  So, that's where my doctor sent me.  She considers me a woman.

Geez.....all that worry, and there I was, in the place I was nervous about going to.  If I had signed in under Beverly, maybe they would not have known at all.

Get the hint, Bev.....you're a woman.

Duh, Bev

1.) If you're skating on thin ice, you might as well dance. 
Bev
2.) The more I talk to my married friends, the more I
     appreciate  having a wife.
Marcy
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cindianna_jones

Duh!

Personally, I hate mamograms.  I really do.  It's an assault of sorts with them flinging my breasts here and there... and squishing them between those plates!  ICK.

Cindi
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Robyn

Quote from: Cindi Jones on May 05, 2007, 01:46:20 AM
Duh!

Personally, I hate mamograms.  I really do.  It's an assault of sorts with them flinging my breasts here and there... and squishing them between those plates!  ICK.

Cindi

Oh, I don't know, Cindi.  At my age, it seems to be the only time anyone pays any attention to my breasts.  Well, sometimes Emery blanches and says, 'You can't wear that; your nipples show through.'

Our Imaging Center has new 'low squish' machines.  No more refrigerator door training.

Robyn
When we walk to the edge of all the light we have and take the step into the darkness of the unknown, we must believe that one of two things will happen. There will be something solid for us to stand on or we will be taught to fly. — Patrick Overton
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