https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php?action=post;quote=960771;topic=122789.0Re: Welcome MadelineB to the News Staff!
News Staff Oath of Office
by MadelineB
2012 July 7
I do somewhat solemnly swear:
I will Digg for the Topix,
Sometimes in a Huff;
If its news I have ->-bleeped-<---
There's never enough!
Though my eyes Google over,
I'll look until - Bing -
Every source that's Del.icio.us,
it's praises I'll sing!
I will harvest new memes
From the Near East and Fark;
in all Times zones I'll wander
from LA to New York.
Out of Washington I will Post,
To the Edge and beyond;
with a Blade in my hand,
or an editor's wand.
Never a Yahoo;
but a mature Advocate;
respecting copyright
and not giving Sue fits.
Condensing press releases
of organizations,
from Canada, Australia, and the whole world's nations.
I will slog through the blogs
and never will cease
to strain through the feeds
for the treasures we seek.
Hear today, go on tomorrow,
Susan's Place interests
always to pique.
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I will keep my commentary
to a small bit at the end,
and try to be helpful
to every friend.
-Madeline B
