The characters:
Batman
Snow White
Gerald Ford.
Paris Hilton
Susan
The wicked Witch
The seven dwarves
A banana
A towel called Thomas

Cindy James as little miss sunshine (puke).

Yourself as your character.




Suddenly the room went quiet.

Into that deathly hollow we  see Gerald Ford fall over a mat and...

choke to death on a pretzel.  What would the effect be on the developing crisis with the USSR?

Karen as a young Margaret Thatcher. 

Suddenly, a chorus of tired bird-calls filled the stale air, and the wispy figure of a bedraggled Snow White appeared. Ford, newly released from his fleshy prison, looked up and inquired as to her purpose there. She says to him...

Shannon/Shane as Peregrin Took 

The seven dwarves have peed off again and I have to find them before they find the banana as I..