A drunk is stumbling through a forest, when he comes across a river and a preacher baptizing people in it.

He walks into the water and bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and says "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk answers "Yes I am"

The preacher then proceeds to dunk his head into the water, and then pulls him out, asking "Have you found Jesus?"

The drunk then says "No, I haven't found Jesus"

Shocked, the preacher then dunks the drunks head back into the water, and holds him under for a little longer, then pulls him out and asks "Have you found Jesus yet?"

The drunk then answers "No, I haven't found Jesus"

Having found the end of his patience, the preacher then dunks the drunks head back into the water, and holds him under until the drunk starts kicking his arms and legs around, where upon the preacher pulls him out of the water and asks "For the love of God, have you found Jesus yet?"

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches breath and says to the preacher

"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

who is jesus?

Here in California there must be at least 100,000 men named Jesus!  Which one you want?



Cindi

Quote from: Cindi Jones on May 08, 2007, 03:33:18 AM
Here in California there must be at least 100,000 men named Jesus!

...but most of them pronounce it 'Hey, SUUS!", so that narrows it down a bit  >

-K

thats funny

Quote from: Dryad on May 06, 2007, 08:01:20 PM

Having found the end of his patience, the preacher then dunks the drunks head back into the water, and holds him under until the drunk starts kicking his arms and legs around, where upon the preacher pulls him out of the water and asks "For the love of God, have you found Jesus yet?"

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches breath and says to the preacher

"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

No wonder didn't they know that he walked on the water?

LL&R

Maebh

ooh that was a good one!!  gonna have to pass it on.

He was behind the couch the whole time.

I didn't know he was missing!

I heard a variation of this joke when I was a kid. After dunking him the preacher says "do you believe?" and after the long dunking the drunk says "I believe you're trying to drown me". But it's basically the same joke. Laff

Love always,
Elizabeth

Jesus saves -- but Moses invests.

Jesus saves -- Gretzky's got the rebound, shoots, SCORES!

Quote from: ChildOfTheLight on June 28, 2007, 04:41:36 PM
Jesus saves -- but Moses invests.

Moses just wasn't quite ready to liquidate his assets.