...decided that he thought he could fly. He went up on the roof of the house and...

died...


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... thinking about the ferret pie his wife was going to make.  Where could he get some ferrets this time of day, he wondered?

So he hopped in the F150 and drove ...

to the handy house to get some beer and cigs

He said to the pretty clerk-cashier, "Hey Toots, Ya got any Kool filters?" as he grabbed a six-pack of Bud long necks and some ferret pie seasoning.  "Ya know the way to that fat huntsman's cottage?"

She told him the way to the cottage and then...

he started walking in the direction of the cottage.  Drinking a few beers, he did not see the tree root and tripped, breaking all the beer bottles.

"I'll tell you what ales me" he said...

"The huntsman, my wife, and myself, we are all the same person."
Feel yourself fully aware of this new realization. How does it make you feel?
"I feel really good, like I captured something that escaped and eluded me.
"I feel hungry for more, like I'm finally going to start living.
"I feel confused. Who feels like a woman and two men trapped in a man's body?

"I guess we do", the three said in unison.
I am going to count back from 10 to 1. Allison Huntsman, you are at ease with the information you have discussed today. You will remember this entire exercise and will stay integrated. When I reach the number one, you will be relaxed and alert and fully awake, Dr. Pherrit intoned.

10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 -...

The fat huntsman opened his eyes.  The world was brightly colored.

"Ferret," he said, "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."  In the distance, a twister disappeared on the horizon.

And of course inevitably there were a pair of fabulous ruby slippers next to the huntsman. The huntsman...

tried them on.  And they fit.  The ferret was not surprised.  "You look cute", smiled the ferret.

The huntsman was taken aback by this ferret he thought was only a figment of his imagination. He went back home to sleep it off, and upon falling asleep, he woke up back in the forest where he had tripped. He then tried to go to sleep at his cottage. Upon doing so, he woke up in his house. The huntsman had no idea which world was real, so he...

counted his ferrets, all 101 of them.  "Wait", he thought, "I only have 100."

A hundred ferrets appeared on the wall,
A hundred ferrets appeared,
You take one down and pass it around,
Ninety nine ferrets appeared on the wall.....

sang the ferrets in unison. The huntsman was so confused. He passed out from the stress and woke up in his other world, yet there were also singing animals there too. He didn't know what to make of the situation, so he...

asked the animals where he was. 

"The wonderful world of Oz."  They sang in unison.  The huntsman was even more confused.  When he awoke he was

still in the world of Oz. He had no idea what to think. He went to a nearby fruit orchard to clear his head and...

that was when he saw a man of metal.  As he approached  it looked down at an oil can.  The huntsman picked up the oil can .   The metal man's mouth moved slightly.  So the huntsman squirted a little oil on the mouth.  The metal man's mouth moved and it said ...

"You just ripped open my son's head and spilled his juices on me?!?! How could you?!?!" The huntsman stood flabbergasted and then...