Hi, everyone!
While I would love to do some of these things without some sort of guise, it's not practical at the moment.  
So, it's a new school year and time for a new bet...
I mentioned "The Bet" to my students today.  One of the "macho-man" sophmore boys shouted out, "What about wearing a skirt to school?!" 

 Oh, break my heart!   How many times do I "have" to do this?  What!  All school year?  Well, if I must...  

Chaunte 

 "Excellent!  Everything is working according to plan, Igor!" 

"Yes, Mistress!  Working perfectly." 
"Quickly, Igor!  Back to the laboratory.  There is still much to prepare...!" 

(I'm not a mad scientist.   

  I'm just terribly, terribly upset!)