I make funnies on Twitter

[Illuminess]

I write humorous nonsense, post some philosophical tidbits, and re-tweet occasional trans issues.
So, if you will, please follow for funnies, deepies, and tran- no, that won't work.

https://twitter.com/illuminesss 🔗

I also have a page on Facebook 🔗 [Link: facebook.com/illuminesss/], but that's mainly for my extensive ramblings and musings.

I'm trying to refine my humor and potentially attract the attention of celebs (big and small) for
the possibility of getting a foot in the door somewhere as a writer, whether it's for sitcoms, scifi,
blogging, or whatever might help me pay for life-enhancing necessities.

As for Twitter, my recurring theme is making stabs at goth and emo antics and self-loathing.

[Illuminess]

I came up with an Onion type article. I should attempt this more often.

Man Discovers In Shed 30-Year-Old Box Of F*cks — "I finally have something worthwhile I can give to my neighbor who's been taking shits on my rose garden and tagging my house with Rain-X. Sometimes he even crawls around naked in my yard eating the grass."

Follow me! twitter.com/illuminesss 🔗 [Link: twitter.com/illuminesss/]