HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : AND A MAN !
* Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
lights and darks.
* Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the
way, cover up any exposed areas.
* Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more
sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
* Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
wide loofah and pumice stone
* Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.
* Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
* Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
* Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
red.
* Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse
conditioner off hair.
* Shave armpits and legs.
* Turn off shower
* Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower
* Spray mold spots with Tilex.
* Get out of shower.
* Dry with towel the size of a small country. * Wrap hair in super
absorbent towel.
* Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you
see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
* Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a
pile.
* Walk naked to the bathroom.
* If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo
sound.
* Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
* Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
* Get in the shower.
* Wash your face.
* Wash your armpits.
* Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
* Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
* Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
* Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
* Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
* Pee.
* Rinse off and get out of shower.
* Partially dry off.
* Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the
whole time.
* Admire wiener size in mirror again.
* Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
* Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off
towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
* Throw wet towel on bed.
If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,
there is something SO very wrong with you. Have a great day! Oh, and....woo
woo!!!
