Why?

[Cindy]

Why does 1+1 = 2?

Why is pi 22/7 (approx)

Why is Graham's number the largest.

Why do men find garter belts sexy.

Why are elephants frightened of mice.

Why are cats useless

Why do dogs bark.

Why do you ladder a knew pair of hose when you are going out for a date

Why do men buy one condom.

Why do you see the cutest dress, shoe , bag, etc, when you have no money.

Why does your boyfriend see that you have seen the cutest dress, shoe, bag etc when you have no money but is happy to buy you a corset, French maid costume and high heels for 5 times the price.

Why does he want to wear it?

Sorry

Cindy


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[Padma]

Why are cats useless

Studies indicate that people recovering from a heart attack who have a cat to go home to are 1/3 more likely to survive long-term. Stroking pussies is good for the heart 🙂. I'm not sure whether corsets are...

[justmeinoz]

Cats are useful. They splash around on the surface for ages attracting the sharks.
Dogs bark because that is how they laugh at what is going to happen to the cat.

[Padma]

Yeah, dogs just bark because they're bored in between sessions of eating their own puke.

[Nemo]

Why are elephants frightened of mice.

Because mice are able to crawl up their trunks and suffocate them.

Why are cats useless

Hey, cats are easy to look after, they don't make a racket/get ridiculously over-excited whenever someone passes the window, their fur's lovely and soft and stroking them is therapeutic. (I miss owning a cat 🙁 )

Why do dogs bark.

See above 😛


Why do you ladder a knew pair of hose when you are going out for a date

Why do you see the cutest dress, shoe , bag, etc, when you have no money.

Why does your boyfriend see that you have seen the cutest dress, shoe, bag etc when you have no money but is happy to buy you a corset, French maid costume and high heels for 5 times the price.


Murphy's Law 😛

[Sabriel Facrin]

Why does 1+1 = 2?
To build math rules around. o.o;

Why is pi 22/7 (approx)
I want to know that too ;.;

Why is Graham's number the largest.
It's just the largest they could get in a practical theory, from what I understand. XD

Why do men find garter belts sexy.
No...idea... Oo;

Why are elephants frightened of mice.
Apparently that's a myth, actually.

Why are cats useless
Some hunt little things that get in your house ^^

Why do dogs bark.
I guess that's just how they developed speech... o.o;

Why do you ladder a knew pair of hose when you are going out for a date
...?

Why do men buy one condom.
Because they're silly =O

Why do you see the cutest dress, shoe , bag, etc, when you have no money.
Our attention span seeks to make us cry ;.;

Why does your boyfriend see that you have seen the cutest dress, shoe, bag etc when you have no money but is happy to buy you a corset, French maid costume and high heels for 5 times the price.
...and our boyfriends like to reap the oppertunity. D:

Why does he want to wear it?
*Falls silent for an awkward moment, then tries to cheer him on behind Cindy's back.*

Sorry
But it was fun D:

[Hikari]

Why do you ladder a knew pair of hose when you are going out for a date?

I am not sure I understand, but it doesn't matter, the answer is: 'Because of Falcon'

10 points to anyone who gets the reference.

[Sephirah]

1+1 could also equal 11 🙂

or 10 if you're using Binary, lol.

[Nemo]

^ Course, you know there's 10 kinds of people in this world..

..Those who get binary, and those who don't 😉

[Amazon D]

Whats the reason for the season?
Whats the name of your first love?
Whats the matter with me?
Whats the difference between an orange?

Oh yea this is a WHY thread

Ok why is a stove ? because the more you rub it, it gets!

Why Oh Why do we worry about such fibberfash and nonsense ??

[Lisbeth]

Why does 1+1 = 2? It's defined to be that.

Why is pi 22/7 (approx) It's not.

Why is Graham's number the largest. It's defined to be that.

Why are elephants frightened of mice. They're not.

Why are cats useless They're not.

[justmeinoz]

"Why Me?"

"Why Not!!"

[Amazon D]

Sometimes 1+1 = 3 in the case of human reproduction...

smart

[justmeinoz]

Unless it is 4, or 5 or more! Then they turn into teenagers and you understand why some animals eat their own young!

If oranges are orange, why don't we call lemons yellows?

Karen.

[Rawrditosis]

1+1 could also equal 11 🙂

or 10 if you're using Binary, lol.

When I was little 1+1 was a window. 😛

[AbraCadabra]

Why is the banana bend?

My mum used to ask that whilst still alive. So she left me orphaned at 12 and dies at 38. (Dad went back to US, never to be heard of again - why?)

Why --- is the banana bend?

Why am I transsexual?

Because what is, - IS!

Cheers,
Axelle

[Rawrditosis]

Unless it is 4, or 5 or more! Then they turn into teenagers and you understand why some animals eat their own young!

If oranges are orange, why don't we call lemons yellows?

Karen.

Umm I think orange is named after oranges, not the other way around.. So the real question is, why don't we call yellow lemon? (the answer is because that's a stupid name for a colour 😛)

[Silas]

Umm I think orange is named after oranges, not the other way around.. So the real question is, why don't we call yellow lemon? (the answer is because that's a stupid name for a colour 😛)

We call one shade of yellow "lemon"! Some people say "lemon yellow", but others find that completely and utterly redundant. But it's sort of an eye-searing color, so who cares. In other news, we need more lemon pledge.

Also, cats are awesome! And, I had no idea what a garter belt was, but. I have no idea why that's sexy... it just IS. XD It's like a sex-frame. /shot. And I guess buying one condom is more private? Prudish society. You can just get one from a machine in a bathroom or something, rather than a box. Or a free bag from a health department/other place. I get one at a time 'cause I'm broke and tend not to have sex all that often. XD

The banana bends because its mother had an affair with Quasimodo.

[kate durcal]

Sometimes 1+1 = 3 in the case of human reproduction...

Wrong! Gametes are haploid thus in reproductive biology 1 = 1/2 and thus in reproductive math 1 + 1 = 1/2 + 1/2 = 1

Kate D