Here's a variant of "Murphy's Laws" - and other truths - I got this from a local printer years ago, and i t seemed funnier now than ever before, so i thought i'd post it. This is not copyright protected material as far as i know....
- To know yourself is the ultimate form of agression.
- Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
- If you're feeling good, don't worry - you'll get over it.
- A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.
- Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy !
- Never eat prunes when you are famished.
- Never argue with an artist.
- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw (yeahhhhh:))
- An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.
- If you try to please everybody, no one will like it.
- Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, and of course at the worst possible moment.
- It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
- Beauty is only skin deep - ugly goes to the bone.
- In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
- The other line always moves fatser.
- All warranties expire upon payment of invoice.
- A bird in hand is safer than one overhead.
- You will always find what you are looking for in the last place you look.
I thought these were cute - hope you liked them. Some seemed quite appropriate now at this time in my life as it now stands.
Annagirl
