Hey Brandi, I don't know if I count as a wise lady, but I've found two sided tape works great. I first found it when I bought a NuBra--theirs is even shaped appropriately, but is a little pricey--but so many of them are now self adhesive, I'm not sure how long refills will be available. Anyway, I tried it on my full size breast form and it worked very well. It has kept them in place through a day and a half. I get mine through the mail and will try to get their address/URL for a later post, but you could probably google it. I also have two-sided tape for wigs that I got at a local beauty supply store, but I haven't tried that on my breasts yet. And it does make such a difference to have them attached to your chest, I like to use the tape even with a bra. Good Luck, Vicki