My mom asked me if I had a boyfriend and I told her no.  She then asked me if I had a girlfriend and I said no.  She said that I've been keeping it so cold in the house so she thinks that I've been going out instead of having the heat on.  I don't turn it on as much to help cut down on her bill.  Regardless, I'm glad that she adknowleged the possibility of me having a girlfriend.  She may have been somewhat joking but I bet she would probably flip if I told her I had a girlfriend.  My mom should know by now that I don't like men.  It's quite obvious.  I'm thinking that if she ask me seriously if I like women then I will say yes and that I'm transgender.  
It would be nice to have a wife to give me a back massage right now though.  The left side has been sore lately.