My nephew and I went to our local comic book shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day.  His mother gave him $20 to spend.  He wanted a Ninja Turtle statue that was $19.99.  I can tell I'm getting soft because I told him he could buy it and I'd throw in the taxes (about $1.19)  As a cheapskate, why am I doing this?  I should have told him "oh well find something cheaper", considering I'm trying to save to get a flat chest like his.  To make matters worse, my mother told me she would give me the money back, but I told her to keep her money.  I am totally failing at life........
Malachite= LOSER!!!!!