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Started by Jill F, January 30, 2014, 09:24:06 PM

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Nikki_Denier

"Cheeses built my hot rod.  It's a love affair.  Mainly cheeses and my hotrod."  ROFL

Quote from: Jill F on June 24, 2014, 03:51:58 PM
Cheeses built my hot rod as well.
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Nikki_Denier

LOL!  Shart.  That's a good one.

Quote from: Jill F on June 24, 2014, 03:53:02 PM
Kinda like the opposite end of a shart.  Well played, madame.
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Jill F

Quote from: Nikki_Denier on June 25, 2014, 12:30:50 PM
LOL!  Shart.  That's a good one.

Not original, but pertinent.
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Jill F

Merloaded- What you are after finishing the bottle of Merlot.
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Jill F

Askhole- someone who asks your advice and summarily ignores it or does the opposite instead.
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Sephirah

Natura nihil frustra facit.
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Jill F

Quote from: Sephirah on July 03, 2014, 05:23:24 PM
Avatart - Me.

Nice one!  I always thought that Avodart sounded like some kind of guacamole-based projectile to me...

And I only need 10 more doses of that before my orchi takes care of that problem.
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Jessica Merriman

In response to a recent topic a new word...."Peegasm"! ;D
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Jill F

Quote from: Jessica Merriman on July 03, 2014, 06:02:08 PM
In response to a recent topic a new word...."Peegasm"! ;D

OK, I don't want to know...

Why does "penis" only have one "e"?  Shouldn't it have two?
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Jessica Merriman

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Eris

Suenami - a tidal wave of litigation?
I refuse to live in fear! Come hell or high water I will not back down! I will live my life!
But you have no life.
Ha. Even that won't stop me.

I will protect even those I hate, so long as it is right.



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Eris

Bigated - prevented from transition by prejudice?
I refuse to live in fear! Come hell or high water I will not back down! I will live my life!
But you have no life.
Ha. Even that won't stop me.

I will protect even those I hate, so long as it is right.



🔗 [Link: tickerfactory.com/weight-​loss/woyzqQE/]
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Sephirah

Quote from: Jill F on July 03, 2014, 06:03:47 PM
Why does "penis" only have one "e"?  Shouldn't it have two?

It's taken from the Latin word for "tail".
Natura nihil frustra facit.
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Jill F

Sh*t kebab -  a really lousy kebab or literally sh*t on a stick 

see crappetizer
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Jill F

Tittoo - when you ink your breast
Beelzeboob- when you ink satanic things on your breast
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Jill F

Pornucopia - my description of a wanker friend's collection.
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Jill F

Discountess - A person living like royalty, but on a limited budget.
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Miss_Bungle1991

Quote from: Jill F on August 12, 2014, 08:19:18 PM
Discountess - A person living like royalty, but on a limited budget.

How is that possible?
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Jill F

Quote from: Laura Squirrel on August 12, 2014, 08:36:46 PM
How is that possible?

You start with a Rolls-Royce from 1988, realize cubic zirconia is your friend and refuse to pay retail. 
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