The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

dalebert · October 26, 2014, 09:57:18 AM

A crack in the roller coaster at Six Flags New England! 🔗 [Link: imgur.com/bJMOKVA/] The operator got angry when I tried to point it out.

dalebert · October 26, 2014, 11:17:02 AM

Traditional gender rolls 🔗 [Link: i.imgur.com/Ll1Y82F.jpg/]

dalebert · October 26, 2014, 05:47:50 PM

K Style Addiction · October 27, 2014, 04:49:15 PM

dalebert · October 27, 2014, 07:00:42 PM

Nicodeme · October 27, 2014, 09:13:54 PM

Quote from: dalebert on October 26, 2014, 11:17:02 AM
Traditional gender rolls 🔗 [Link: i.imgur.com/Ll1Y82F.jpg/]

it took me a minute to realize those were mars and venus symbols and not uh
two things that rhyme with venus

dalebert · October 28, 2014, 08:51:56 AM

🔗 [Link: dilbert.com/strips/comic/2006-12-23/]

dalebert · October 28, 2014, 08:52:59 AM

Quote from: Nicodeme on October 27, 2014, 09:13:54 PM
it took me a minute to realize those were mars and venus symbols and not uh
two things that rhyme with venus

Same thing for me. I had to ponder whether to put a NSFW tag.

dalebert · October 28, 2014, 08:53:14 AM

Being paleo is so off-pudding.

dalebert · October 28, 2014, 07:50:00 PM

V M · October 28, 2014, 08:11:20 PM

Excuse me, does your dog bite?

No, my dog doesn't bite

*goes to pet dog*... SNAP!!!

I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!!!

That's not my dog

big kim · October 29, 2014, 05:36:55 AM

What did the maths teacher do when he had constipation?
Worked it out with a pencil

dalebert · October 29, 2014, 10:37:18 AM

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dalebert · October 31, 2014, 09:06:34 AM

dalebert · October 31, 2014, 01:03:35 PM

dalebert · October 31, 2014, 01:22:12 PM

dalebert · October 31, 2014, 03:29:42 PM

"I'm frustrated and covered in vaseline. What is this? Puberty?"

http://youtu.be/jKbUrRZZAuc?t=2m26s 🔗

K Style Addiction · October 31, 2014, 04:44:53 PM

K Style Addiction · October 31, 2014, 04:47:19 PM