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Started by Cindy, June 22, 2014, 09:06:08 PM

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dalebert

#260
October 26, 2014, 09:57:18 AM
A crack in the roller coaster at Six Flags New England! The operator got angry when I tried to point it out.
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K Style Addiction

#263
October 27, 2014, 04:49:15 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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Nicodeme

#265
October 27, 2014, 09:13:54 PM
Quote from: dalebert on October 26, 2014, 11:17:02 AM
Traditional gender rolls

it took me a minute to realize those were mars and venus symbols and not uh
two things that rhyme with venus
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dalebert

#267
October 28, 2014, 08:52:59 AM
Quote from: Nicodeme on October 27, 2014, 09:13:54 PM
it took me a minute to realize those were mars and venus symbols and not uh
two things that rhyme with venus

Same thing for me. I had to ponder whether to put a NSFW tag.  :police:
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dalebert

#268
October 28, 2014, 08:53:14 AM
Being paleo is so off-pudding.
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V M

#270
October 28, 2014, 08:11:20 PM
Excuse me, does your dog bite?

No, my dog doesn't bite

*goes to pet dog*... SNAP!!!

I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!!!

That's not my dog
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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big kim

#271
October 29, 2014, 05:36:55 AM
What did the maths teacher do when he had constipation?
Worked it out with a pencil
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dalebert

#277
October 31, 2014, 03:29:42 PM
"I'm frustrated and covered in vaseline. What is this? Puberty?"

http://youtu.be/jKbUrRZZAuc?t=2m26s
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K Style Addiction

#278
October 31, 2014, 04:44:53 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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K Style Addiction

#279
October 31, 2014, 04:47:19 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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