The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

dalebert · September 21, 2015, 06:32:10 AM

V M · September 22, 2015, 08:09:53 AM

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Depends on what you're cooking

dalebert · September 23, 2015, 09:08:02 AM

An inside joke for the nerds among us--

dalebert · September 23, 2015, 09:08:55 AM

Quote from: V M on September 22, 2015, 08:09:53 AM
What came first, the chicken or the egg?

The chicken, obviously, but only if it's a boy chicken.

JustASeq · September 23, 2015, 01:39:05 PM

dalebert · September 23, 2015, 02:29:22 PM

Lady Smith · September 23, 2015, 03:31:27 PM

Quote from: JustASeq on September 23, 2015, 01:39:05 PM

Gosh!

dalebert · September 23, 2015, 07:44:32 PM

dalebert · September 23, 2015, 07:55:19 PM

dalebert · September 23, 2015, 08:00:36 PM

Promethea · September 24, 2015, 08:38:27 PM

Welcome to this week's meeting of our support group for people addicted to plastic surgeries. I see we have some new faces here today.

dalebert · September 25, 2015, 08:33:57 PM

dalebert · September 26, 2015, 07:54:07 AM

dalebert · September 26, 2015, 01:17:15 PM

And to follow up, this one--

I'm not prejudiced. I hate ALL politicians.

dalebert · September 26, 2015, 01:26:09 PM

dalebert · September 27, 2015, 07:47:38 AM

V M · September 28, 2015, 08:28:48 PM

Psychologist: So tell me, how often do you contemplate suicide?

Patient: I'm not sure, how often do we see each other?

soaringPhoenix · September 28, 2015, 11:12:34 PM

What kind of bees make milk?

Boobees.

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dalebert · September 29, 2015, 08:25:04 AM

Link jumps you right to a bad joke, but if you wait for the end you'll get another.

dalebert · September 29, 2015, 02:00:27 PM

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.