Sorry folks, I'm just kidding around.  Let the record show that Jill is a computer idiot and still has no clue how to even make chat work in the first place.
Maybe someday a chat staff member will show me and maybe not laugh at me too hard?  Seriously, I have a computer that carbon dates from the late Jurassic period and I just learned how to turn it off correctly.  Apparently, pulling the plug is not recommended.  Who knew?