Young women at mall kiosk :
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Older Gentleman:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOUNG LADY??
Young Woman:
Sir, We are screening for hearing loss.
Older Gentleman:
WHAT DID YOU SAY???
Young Woman:
Sir,   We    are    screen-ing    for    hear-ing    loss!
Older Gentleman:
WHAT   DID   YOU  SAY???
Young Woman:
We  are  giving  free  hearing  test   today  Sir.
Older Gentle Man:
WHAT??? URINE TEST???  MAAM, WHY WOULD I WANT A FREE URINE TEST???