Na Fog of Transition

[FluffyPunk]

lol M holdin on to mi Hello Kitty shirts Danimin!!! Mi stalker gave em to mi lol
(yes fer real )

[FluffyPunk]

An YES!! Indeed, EVERYONE READING, please rejoice in yer mistakes made coming out na gate an along na wae an share a smile with us an mabi a lesson or 22.

[Harley Quinn]

An YES!! Indeed, EVERYONE READING, please rejoice in yer mistakes made coming out na gate an along na wae an share a smile with us an mabi a lesson or 22.

I rejoice in my mistakes and oversights... It gives me so many fond memories! Ha ha ha... yup I've made some good ones. Some were funny and some were mortifying until I was able to look back and find the humor in it.

lol M holdin on to mi Hello Kitty shirts Danimin!!! Mi stalker gave em to mi lol
(yes fer real )

I don't have stalker shirts, but I do get tops and bottoms from a few girls who are either dating or married to my friends... as we've discovered that some of us are the same size, although I'm quite a bit taller in most cases... tops, bikinis, skirts, dresses and shorts seem to be up for donating to my closest. I guess;
23). Always remember who gave you what, and try not to wear it immediately after they donate... Their boyfriends/husbands will start to wonder why you have the same top as their girlfriend when you're out on the town and where their ladies got their new outfits... AWKWARD!

[FluffyPunk]

I just learned (or rather re-enforced) one na easy wae todae. With facing Mi boyfriends whole family todae I decided to look mi best. I wore a beautiful an sexy black velvet lace up front zip bak sleeveless dress (Hot Topic) put mi hair up nice, I don't wear makeup so tyme saved there lol,a pair of black tights, an mi greenish black Doc Marten triumph boots, an I presented myself in mi Crass but Graceful FluffyPunk wae.I observed that na older women an na teen were done up nice, but Mi BF's sister was wearing ripped jeans an a grey hoodie an looked like ->-bleeped-<-te. Strange to notice that I basically burst into na gender role of an Irish woman an took over na entire meal (getting everyone away from mi lol). I served na whole family bifor, douring, an after na meal in proper fassion.... It just came out mi lol. Aniwae M told that when I left ne room, all na women were talking with each other an I guess commenting on how pretty I looked an how lovely mi dress was. Then they commented on each others apparel, an then they all looked at na one dressed poorly an said nothing. I just know had I not looked mi best they would have looked at mi poorly all dae an that could change their perception of mi/ US. (sometimes one person makes an error an all pay).
LESSON>>>> Always Always Always LOOK YER BEST!!!!

[FluffyPunk]

Oh! An do it in yer own wae...

[Harley Quinn]

I did a 50s, 60s thanksgiving dinner in my favorite wiggle dress and victory rolls. Very Rockabilly Glamorous. It was a special occasion, my pole dancing instructor was having her first Thanksgiving dinner in her new place. I felt fabulous! Twister was a little difficult... but them's the breaks!

[FluffyPunk]

Heres one I learned mi first 3 daes of hrt.

NEVER take spiro after 8 pm....

[FluffyPunk]

An fer mi 100th post.....
Ok about 5 or 6 Months ago, I was living in an apt an mi cousin was chillin with mi. Mi cousin is a Dissabled Army Ranger, an I was a Cavalry Scout amongst other things. So This is at a point when mi breast growth had reached na point beyond needing a bra bit I didn't have one yet. Aniwae, m up in mi room an well when ye mix na "Certain Sexual Sideeffects" of hormones with na sex drive of a nymphomaniac with a severe lust addiction, well, a monster is born lol. So Feeling that way I call a boy friend an get dressed really ty. just as m ready mi cousin hollers up an TOLD mi sternly to get down there. M like wnp (what na phoohey)an he said to come down an stand tall bifor na man...
WNP???
Could it bi cops?
Could it bi mi Father??
Could it bi an angry librarian lookin fer her dvd's???
NOPE it's Na Dept. of Defence Security Advisory come to interview mi about a kid whom had previously lived next door an was now serving an had applied fer a high sec. position. lol
M standing there lookin at this HOTT wee Government Lesbian whom couldn't stop lookin mi up an down unaware she was biting her lip lol. M standing there in shiny black patent leather 20 hole Doc Marten boots, Black an white stripped thigh highs, black lace garter, black lace thong, black plaid micro minni, an a cute pink an white Hello Kitty shirt (yes Harley, provided bi stalker )with light pink lips an nails too lol. Aniwae being in na excited state I was in, an seein her reactions to mi, I had to mess with her. After every question asked she would look up to see mi body language, I would take in deep chest expanding breaths till her gaze was focused on mi babi boobs ther as I gave mi answers I would slowly sway to an fro as a hypnotist uses a pocket watch an distract na heck out of her. This interview took about 40 minutes so needless to say there was pleanty of tyme to disrupt her. But when she actually started to blush both mi cousin an mi ( he was just inside listening)burst out laughin an she got madd. she hurried through remaining questions then advised mi its a felony to sexually harass a govt employee lol. We burst out laughing again as she left but I did see she was still checkin mi out lol. A few minutes later we pondered na possible reprocussions.

LESSON learned??? >>> ya, Never attempt to use yer ->-bleeped-<- Superpowers of mind control against a Government Employee until ye have mastered them.....

[FluffyPunk]

Ok,just learned a new transition lesson na hard wae...

LESSON>>> Remember, now that ye got breasts ye must take into account that they stick off yer chest an change yer body's clearance when rounding corners!!!
Yep, just about ripped one mi breasts off, M upstairs bumming out an mi BF's Mum shouted up na stairs, "Did ye stub yer toe or something?" I replied " NO I stubbed mi tit" (ouch!)

[Harley Quinn]

24). Never leave a wig unattended when there are kids or pets around! You'll be spending more time getting the sticky and the slober out of it that you did to style it in the first place! My favorite was when the kid yanked it off the manaquin head and ran through the fly paper strip! Luckily I learned this over a past Halloween and not with a good wig! It did set me back a few hours getting ready...

When having friends over 25). Always have your bedroom door locked and all your clothes put up! There's always one jokester in the bunch that will want to see what they would look like in your dress... rip!! And as luck would have it... it'll be one you can't replace!

[FluffyPunk]

lol ouch!!! When ye figured out all na cloths an wigs that make ye look stupid, or ye just hate, an ye decide that rather than throwing them away ye would give them to someone...

NEVER EVER take out a post on Craigslist offering free cloths fer CD's an Transsies..... YA!!! Ever see Night of na Living Dead???

[Lady Smith]

Thongs are a marketing ploy... nobody actually wears them. Comfort first and always...

When I was still riding motorbikes long distance a lot I wore a thong because nothing is more miserable than sitting on the seam in your knickers for mile after mile.  Most women I knew who rode motorbikes did exactly the same as me.  I found them to be really comfortable, but your experience may vary....

[FluffyPunk]

ok so nobody wears thongs except FluffyPunk an a bunch of bikers then...
Thanks fer chiming in Lady Smith, care to share an rejoice with us insome na silly mistakes ye made coming out na gate or along na way???

[abd789]

I enjoyed the ->-bleeped-<- out of this thread

[FluffyPunk]

Thanks love, feel free to add tuit anityme As I like to live bi na words mi Uncle said to mi as I was leaving mi homeland, " Iffin yousse acts like a dumb ->-bleeped-<-te, they'll treat yousse as an equal" lol
I love making fun of myself when I recognize mi own stupidity, an its priceless when we learn from it.

[Harley Quinn]

I enjoyed the ->-bleeped-<- out of this thread

that makes me so happy! Almost as happy as reading other's posts! 

When I was still riding motorbikes long distance a lot I wore a thong because nothing is more miserable than sitting on the seam in your knickers for mile after mile.  Most women I knew who rode motorbikes did exactly the same as me.  I found them to be really comfortable, but your experience may vary....

I'd say my mileage would've been 10 feet... a couple paces out the bedroom door, then a "Nope!"... turn and shimmy back to the bedroom. Lol!

[FluffyPunk]

Ok, heres a lesson I have learned transitioning to being an Americanacht but still fail to apply.
LESSON>>> Development an USAGE of social filters.....
EXAMPLE>>>As we Transfolks ar much mor aware an accepting than mani hetro cis folks of others lifestyles, prefferances an activities, though we mae not like them arselves, we must bi mindful that others mae bi in shock listening to us at tymes. A few months ago I moved 900 miles to bi with mi boyfriend (remember he's ftm) an were living with his family on na farm. About 5 daes after living here I was alone fer na dae with his mother. Obviously she wanted to pick mi brain an find out whom I am an why her son would go so far out his wae to rescue mi. Eventually she started asking about ar relationship. I have no problems discussing almost anything with anione. She got to na topic of sex which I could see her struggling to approach with mi. (EVOL GRIN) She then said well yer both adults an m sure ye have relations, Do ye two use protection? Without a 10th of a heartbeats passing I said "No worries Mum I cant get pregnant". Priceless indeed, M still dieing on this one every tyme I look at her. Needless to say there were an will bi mani others, I been here a few months now an she hasn't yet learned to carefully choose her questions.

[Harley Quinn]

Classic Tension Breaker there! Ha ha ha...

[FluffyPunk]

hey Harley, how come theres a wee bubble on na green marker next yer name? Ar ye preggers?? Iffin so do tell how (without filter ).

[Harley Quinn]

 
No, not pregnant. Just put a few pounds on after my motorcycle accident. I'm working them off... I like the pro-fighter look.     curvy muscular physique makes me feel good. If only I could get a booty and keep muscle tone.