Just met the man of my dreams
Only he could fill the void in my cold heart
His arms embrace me, touching my soul
Never before have I seen such a beautiful man
Caressed by his strong arms,
Every ounce of his being is a rhapsody of sensation
Not one ounce of imperfect can be found in this man
And his name is the first letter of each line
(I actually can't stand him, plus I have a girlfriend. This was just for comedy)