I passed today!

[Little Johnny]

I was lazing about in my bed in hospital (had an injury) when one of the nurses saw me sorting through the cardboard bedpans. He said, "would you prefer the cardboard urinals?". For something on such a yucky topic, that made me very happy. Later on I passed again, when someone suggested that, to get a social life, I should try the city's gay clubs. Feeling damned good today.