My checkup and EKG went smoothly, no detrimental health issues other than that dangly birth defect -- its days are numbered (79 and counting)...
The mammogram was a bit more memorable. A young lady named Gloria checked me in, she was awesome! Gloria mentioned that the scan of my drivers license was blurry and she wanted to do a new scan. A few minutes later she mentioned the real reason for a new scan -- their records still had 'his' drivers license. Then she asked what should be on file for 'Sex'? I resisted the urge to say 'yes' and told her it should be 'female'. Apparently it still said 'male', so she gave me a sex change right there in her office!
Next I was taken down the hall to the mammography clinic and was told to put on one of those lovely hospital gowns. While waiting, another lady wearing a similar gown came in and we talked until my turn came up. Once in the exam room the technician asked a few questions:
Donelle: Have you ever had a mammogram before?
Me: No
Donelle: Are you taking hormones?
Me: Yes, estradiol patches.
Donelle: Are you post-menopause?
Me: Um...
Donelle: When was your last period?
Me: I'm transgender.
Donelle then smiled and asked me to please let her know if she happened to say anything offensive, because she is still learning about transgender issues. She also congratulated me on having to courage to transition. We talked for a few more minutes, then came the mammogram. She started with the right breast, which happens to be the smaller one. Into the acrylic vise it went, and the jaws closed tightly. It didn't feel too bad. After crushing my right breast from two different angles we switched to the left one. Not too uncomfor... OWWW! Apparently my left breast is quite a bit more sensitive than the right one. Having it crushed twice was not a pleasant experience, and it still feels sore nearly four hours later.
Even with some freshly squeezed and aching breasts, I was smiling all the way home. It is done. The referral letters have been submitted, the doctor found no health issues to report, the EKG looks good, and the mammogram is over. Unless something unexpected pops up, I should now have a clear path to surgery!!!