Pick up lines

[natalie.ashlyne]

Has any of the pick up lines you have used on other been used on you? What is the best/ worst pick up line you have heard? What pick up lines work for you?

[MollyPants]

It's never been used on me but a a bit of joke classic for a while was 'grab your goat, you've pulled'. It was an advert for something or other playing on a nervy guy trying out a really bold pick up line but he heard goat from his phone instead of coat...



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[Kylo]

Heard some that are so cringeworthy I can't even write them down here. They'd be culled.

I also can't remember the ones I've used that worked, but they did. They weren't dumb joke pick up lines though. If I tell someone they're beautiful I mean it.

[natalie.ashlyne]

I am on Ok cupid and one of the most repeated pick up line I have gotten is "Heaven must be missing an angel"Hi, how was heaven when you left it? Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? "will you be my Wifey" I even got "your legs must be tired cause you have been running throw my mind" Do you have a name or can I call you mine?  Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.  I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?


I used to use the Angel and heaven things my self with a twist depending on the girl while staring in to her eyes so I am guilty of that one. Now if a guy does stare in to my eyes I end up melting.

[Sarah_P]

I'm on OK Cupid, too. In my profile I mention my interest in dating a couple, so some guy sent me the message: 'I'd like to date a couple too - You and your twin sister!'.

...seriously?

[Cassi]

Oh, I didn't know you had a sister

[Cassi]

Or, "Weren't we kidnapped and on the same space lab?"

[Faith]

let me get that for you ...

OH, wrong kind of pickup line.

I never used any. My wife was 15 when we met at my parents house at a party. Her first impression of me was .. "What a drunken Slob". I was 19 and, yep, I just happened to be a drunken slob that night. Good thing that first impression didn't  taint the 2nd one. Or maybe I'd been paying for it over the next 38 years

[Cassi]

let me get that for you ...

OH, wrong kind of pickup line.

I never used any. My wife was 15 when we met at my parents house at a party. Her first impression of me was .. "What a drunken Slob". I was 19 and, yep, I just happened to be a drunken slob that night. Good thing that first impression didn't  taint the 2nd one. Or maybe I'd been paying for it over the next 38 years

Are you saying that you're still hungover?

[Faith]

Are you saying that you're still hungover?

not as much as I once was, life's-a-changin' ...

[Julia1996]

I once had a guy ask me if I worked at subway cause I just gave him a footlong.  Ugh...

[I Am Jess]

Saturday night - "You have the most beautiful eyes.  I saw you from across the room and I just had to see them up close."  Worked 

[natalie.ashlyne]

Today I just got from a 70ish year old man will you marry me so that way God  will send me to heaven for marring an angel. Well it was  kind of nice but way out of my age of play.

[Sarah_P]

Saturday night - "You have the most beautiful eyes.  I saw you from across the room and I just had to see them up close."  Worked 

Well that would definitely work on me!

[natalie.ashlyne]

Saturday night - "You have the most beautiful eyes.  I saw you from across the room and I just had to see them up close."  Worked 

That is a pretty good  one 😁

[natalie.ashlyne]

I once had a guy ask me if I worked at subway cause I just gave him a footlong.  Ugh...

Ya that one is lame  Julia,

[Lady Sarah]

One that sounded different was "you like horses? Wanna ride?" Being a blonde, I got away with "should I bring my riding crop?

[natalie.ashlyne]

One that sounded different was "you like horses? Wanna ride?" Being a blonde, I got away with "should I bring my riding crop?

Lol good response  I would never have thought of that 😀

[KathyLauren]

  I never used a pickup line.  That probably explains my weak dating record.     My wife picked me up: "Would you be able to give me a ride home from the next meeting?"

[Northern Star Girl]

The best pick-up line that works on me is if they are interested in me they should just have an espresso or latte and a blueberry muffin for me in their hands as they greet me.