recently had a discussion on >-bleeped-< about birthday ideas and when we were discussing I brought up that I dont want anything physical, but Ive been single for a while and a fulfulling sex life might be nice.
Woke up this morning to find about 14 people from different parts of the world advertising theirbodies and asking me to fly to another country for some fun. None of them have read my post history enough to know my situation so this is both cute to be referred to as 'sweetie' or 'hun' but also hilarious knowing they have no idea about my anatomy.
I know girls who get messages like this IRL, so Im wondering if this counts? Just something that amused me a lot
