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ChrissyRyan

#260
June 21, 2025, 11:56:52 AM
Quote from: Lori Dee on June 21, 2025, 10:34:07 AMSex Education is where you learn reeling, writhing, and rhythmic tricks.  ;D


That class must have not been on the academic diploma track so I bypassed it.

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ChrissyRyan

#261
June 21, 2025, 11:58:09 AM
Daughter:  Dad, did you eat my leftovers in the refrigerator?


Dad:  No.  I ate them while sitting on the sofa.

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Jen T.

#262
December 03, 2025, 01:08:26 AM
A man lost three fingers on his right hand. He asked his doctor if he'd ever be able to write with that hand again. The doctor said, "It's possible but I wouldn't count on it."

davina61

#263
December 07, 2025, 04:26:36 AM
A blacksmith was charged with making forgeries in his forge, the irony of it.
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ChrissyRyan

#264
December 13, 2025, 05:59:43 AM
Who is a popular singer with many Christmas trees?

Spruce Springsteen.

Always stay cheerful, be polite, kind, and understanding. Accepting yourself as the woman you are is very liberating.  Never underestimate the appreciation and respect of authenticity.  Help connect a person to someone that may be able to help that person.  Be brave, be strong.  A TRUE friend is a treasure.  Relationships are very important, people are important, and the sooner we all realize that the better off the world will be.  Try a little kindness.  Be generous with your time, energy, wisdom, and resources.   Inconvenience yourself to help someone.   I am a brown eyed, brown haired woman. 

davina61

#265
December 23, 2025, 03:20:43 AM
Cracker joke time!! Santa looked out the window and said it looks like rain deer.
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big kim

#266
December 23, 2025, 02:11:43 PM
There's an Irishman moved in next door.
Oh really
No O'Riley

ChrissyRyan

#267
December 23, 2025, 07:55:42 PM
Six of the seven dwarfs are not Happy.


Oooooooookay.....

Cheer them up. 

Do not be Grumpy.

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davina61

#268
December 24, 2025, 03:30:22 AM
To quote the Marx's brothers there is no sanity clause!
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Lori Dee ✅

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December 24, 2025, 10:16:36 AM
Quote from: davina61 on December 24, 2025, 03:30:22 AMTo quote the Marx's brothers there is no sanity clause!

If there were, half of our government officials and agencies would not exist!
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ChrissyRyan

#270
January 18, 2026, 08:47:15 PM
Did you hear about the robbery at the glue factory?


It was a stickup.
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ChrissyRyan

#271
January 18, 2026, 08:48:28 PM
This is a bad chemistry joke.

I am sure it will not get much of a reaction.
Always stay cheerful, be polite, kind, and understanding. Accepting yourself as the woman you are is very liberating.  Never underestimate the appreciation and respect of authenticity.  Help connect a person to someone that may be able to help that person.  Be brave, be strong.  A TRUE friend is a treasure.  Relationships are very important, people are important, and the sooner we all realize that the better off the world will be.  Try a little kindness.  Be generous with your time, energy, wisdom, and resources.   Inconvenience yourself to help someone.   I am a brown eyed, brown haired woman. 

ChrissyRyan

#272
January 18, 2026, 08:50:10 PM
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?


Well, he is a bit of a pain in the neck.
Always stay cheerful, be polite, kind, and understanding. Accepting yourself as the woman you are is very liberating.  Never underestimate the appreciation and respect of authenticity.  Help connect a person to someone that may be able to help that person.  Be brave, be strong.  A TRUE friend is a treasure.  Relationships are very important, people are important, and the sooner we all realize that the better off the world will be.  Try a little kindness.  Be generous with your time, energy, wisdom, and resources.   Inconvenience yourself to help someone.   I am a brown eyed, brown haired woman. 

Lori Dee ✅

#273
January 18, 2026, 10:47:31 PM
What do dyslexic zombies crave?

Brians.
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Dawn Kellie

#274
January 21, 2026, 09:39:28 AM
Did you hear about the coffee company that bought a parachute company. Advertising agreed on one motto for bothe:
Good to the last drop
KELLIE K.

ChrissyRyan

#275
January 21, 2026, 09:51:16 PM
The yardstick company said they would not be making them any longer.




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davina61

#276
January 22, 2026, 03:03:58 AM
how long is a bit of string?    twice as long as it is from the middle to one end!
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davina61

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January 28, 2026, 03:44:40 AM
I saw this book title, The final invoice by Emma Chisit
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davina61

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February 04, 2026, 03:23:14 AM
Was Schroders cat killed by Ockham's razor?
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ChrissyRyan

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February 05, 2026, 03:20:01 AM
Quote from: davina61 on February 04, 2026, 03:23:14 AMWas Schroders cat killed by Ockham's razor?


It was not the Cheshire cat.
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