Last night my sweetie and I went out to eat.  She had some kind of skinless chicken breast, mashed potatoes, gravy, and veggies on the side.   I had three pieces of fried chicken and mashed potatoes and gravy on the side.  Two big breasts.  Plus a wing.
I wore a long wig and just barely missed getting some of it in my gravy as I leaned momentarily and somehow my hair got too close to my plate.  I am glad it missed.  I rarely wear a long haired wig.  I should have tossed it back over my shoulders.  I should perhaps wear it more often so I can make better use of these little; but, practical practices.
Chrissy