Quotewhy should anything exist at all?
Because I said so.   And, you would know this if you took the time to read my overly long and badly written pamphlet which clearly states that in the beginning, I said, "Let there be light".
     Unfortunately, The sun and the stars appeared.  It was unfortunate because by "light", I meant "feathers".  I'm okay with it, however, because nothing is perfect.
     Once I created feathers, I mean, "light", everything else began to appear at random.  It was like, there was no preventing it.  I was okay with all that too, because I really did want a nice lake to rest by.  Of course, everything was ruined when the humans turned up.  But, what the hell, nothing is perfect.
Any more questions?