He's fat, he's gay, he's out of play.

[Natasha]

He's fat, he's gay, he's out of play.

http://www.bilerico.com/2008/10/hes_fat_hes_gay_hes_out_of_play.php
Father Tony
October 2, 2008 2:00 PM

Dear Father Tony:

Every other problem I had with my lover I could solve but this one. We were a good looking couple. We are together for 7 years. After two years I began to put on weight. Not him. He is still gorgeous. Sometimes to add some spice we would have a threeway. He still wants it but I am too ashamed of the way I look so I say no and make up excuses. I feel so bad about this weight that I can't have sex with even just him anymore. This is all my fault and I am ->-bleeped-<-ing up a good thing. Every night in bed I swear I won't eat but I do and I am miserable. Now I think he's cheating on me. This is making me crazy and it is messing up everything.

-- Boston cream pie