Pets are wierd

[Hannah]

My cat was hunting me last night while I rooted around for another cookie. I told him bigger cats have tried and failed. Fortunately my little fatty dog turned  up to beg for a cookie and ran the cat off or I might have been  eaten alive like a wildebeast! They are very territorial over begging rights.

[V M]

My Iguana likes to climb about on me and usually will sit up on top my head while I do things

But recently she's discovered my right boob and likes to perch there and hang on to my shoulder 

She also seems fascinated by the studs in my ear and my seashell necklaces

I wonder if she'll discover that I have two boobs and two ears 

[insanitylives]

probably not. my cat only seems to think i have a left side.

problem is i'm right handed. it's hard to carry my twelve pound fattie

[mr_marc]

-My dog is a little strange and is convinced he isnt a dog and is infact human.

-He goes nuts when you come in from some where pretty much acting like 'where have you been'
And its like hes telling you off.

-He also walks backwards lol.

-We have illaminate flooring and have done since ...2003

-He has a bed time..*cough* and actually goes upstairs into my mum and dads room and goes to sleep lol

-He pushes people off the sofa, and if they dont move he'll sit on them lol.

He has his own..speck.

And he knows where the vets is :]

There is more but i think i'll leave it at that xD