Lesbians, Gays and ->-bleeped-<-s! OH MY!
NotMyBathroom: I haven't seen people this obsessed with public restrooms since George Michael came to town.
By Bob Wire, 4-11-10
http://www.newwest.net/topic/article/lesbians_gays_and_->-bleeped-<-s_oh_my/C564/L564/I am sick and tired of the offensive sight of my neighbor down the street going out to fetch his newspaper every morning wearing nothing but a bathrobe. He should understand that no one wants to be exposed to his bare lower legs, his bare feet, or an occasional flash of his hairy belly as he parades around his driveway, flaunting his sinful terrycloth. He's obviously nude underneath that robe, and I find that to be shameful and dirty. If the good Lord had meant for us to run around naked, sir, we would have been born that way.
So I have taken the liberty to speak for all of you on my new website,
NotMyBathrobe.com.
