The Tuesday after Christmas...

[heatherrose]

...in a clinic nestled amoungst towering Douglas Fir and Red Cedar forests,
populated by vampires, werewolves, wannabes and groupies,
I will be receiving my "Orchi".

[A]

That sure is quite a strange way to put it, but congratulations and envy have been sent to you via Purolator.

[heatherrose]

That sure is quite a strange way to put it,

Oh.......what a long strange trip it's been.

[Janet_Girl]

Hey Kid.  I have been wondering how you have been.

Hope you are well.  Sounds like you are going to take the next step.  Congrats.

[Elsa]

Congratulations!! and best of luck ahead!!!

::hugs::

[Sandy]

Congratulations!  So have you given any thought to what you would like to have happen to your "marbles" after they have finally been extracted from their lair?

I always envisioned my doctor teeing them up on the driving range and seeing how far she could drive them.

-Sandy(FORE! *thwack!*)

[E]

I know that when I eventually get my SRS, I'll ask the doctor for the balls and a hammer after the operation .

Congratulations, Heatherrose - I'm betting you're having a hard time waiting, huh?

[heatherrose]

what you would like to have happen to your "marbles"

When I first started my decent into the rabbit hole, one of my dispatchers asked,
"You're not seriously looking forward to having someone cut your balls off, are you?
I said,"I most certainly am!" He said,"No way." I said,"I'll save them in a jar
and set them on your desk." He said,"Don't You "Fleepin" Dare!"

I wonder how much UPS will charge me to absolutely, positively get them there over night?

Congratulations, Heatherrose - I'm betting you're having a hard time waiting, huh?

Yes, It is difficult for me to sit still for any length of time
I understand I'll have the same problem for a period of time afterwards