Let's say you die all of a sudden. How do you want to be buried?

[Amazon D]

Whatever science doesn't want i would like to go to fertilze a fruit tree. Any kind of fruit is fine by me. I am sweet so i would make that trees fruit sweet 

[Kentrie]

I'm quite sure my mother would honor my wishes. I would want to be buried in a black casket in a suit and layed to rest beside my brother. Oh, and I would want only my mother and those who were close to me and accepted me to be there and no one else.

[sonopoly]

I don't care how I'm buried or if I'm buried - I'm dead.  I just want my house to be in order and my loved ones to be taken care of in the best way possible.  People concentrate too much on dead bodies and respecting them, I don't get it.

[420NEKO]

I think I'd like to be cremated, and have my ashes thrown from the roof of the hospital I was born at.

That way I won't come back as a zombie someday. 

[Steph]

hefty bag and a dumpster works for me...funerals and all of the attendant crap are for the living.  I'll be dead and won't know the difference.

You had better make that two hefty bags 

[Steph]

Crap I'm too busy living to worry about how I want to be buried

Oh okay...

When I die I want to be buried in a magic lantern so that when someone rubs me the wrong way I can fly out and bash them about the head and neck with something sharp and jagged. 

[Cen]

I don't really care what is done with my remains.  I'll probably leave it up to whatever makes my SO most comfortable.

[Tomas]

I would like to be cremate and my ashes poured into the ground. Then there should be planted a tree or a flower or a shrub (doesn´t matter) on that place and my ashes and its roots will merge into one

[monica93304]

My funeral will be a party.  I will wear on of my LBD's wrapped in a Pamela McCoy faux fur.  If anybody cries, I'll have them kicked out.  I have bouncer friends.

[TheAwesomePrussia]

I've said that if it's available and affordable when the time comes, I want to be liquified.
The goop can be used as fertilizer and I want the water put in a water bottle with a picture of me on it. "OrionWater"

[V M]

I want to be launched in a rocket into the sun

[Joelene9]

  Ashes scattered or buried near the cabin where both my late cousin and beloved uncle resides.  Perhaps further up the valley, deep in the forest.  My Teutonic middle name means "Keeper of the Forest". 
  Joelene

[Fighter]

I'm not entirely sure to be honest. I think that I wouldn't care at that point, me being dead and all. If I had a choice, I'd rather be buried genderless if nobody knew at the time, but if people knew I would rather be buried as my true gender.

On a related note, regardless of what gender I'm buried as, I want my casket to be dropped out of a flying plane while on fire directly into my funeral plot, without the fire burning my body.

[Imadique]

Frozen. I want to be in good shape for the Zombie apocalypse. Preferably stored in a location where there are more brains to feast on as well.

[tekla]

Is Soylent Green an option?  That way, when I say "Eat me!" I'll know that eventually it will be true.

[niamh]

I don't. I want to be burned and for my ashes to be thrown off a mountain to blow free in the air.

[Jen-Jen]

I'm not entirely sure to be honest. I think that I wouldn't care at that point, me being dead and all. If I had a choice, I'd rather be buried genderless if nobody knew at the time, but if people knew I would rather be buried as my true gender.

On a related note, regardless of what gender I'm buried as, I want my casket to be dropped out of a flying plane while on fire directly into my funeral plot, without the fire burning my body.

Wow! Just wow! Now that's an exit! Oh Sadie you silly girl you!

[Felix]

I want as much of me to go to medicine and science as possible. I don't want embalming fluid or to take up space in the ground. I don't want a funeral. I don't want to think about who would and wouldn't show up. I want to be cremated, and I'd prefer to be tossed into a river or the forest, or poured into a sewer grate or some other part of my favorite city, but I think my kid would want a physical location to visit.

So, yeah. If any living people love me when I die, what happens to my body is ultimately up to them. Death rites aren't for the dead.

[Aileen]

I'd be fine with a viking ceremony. My body and my blade on a boat sent out (and set on fire). The only problem is that you can't do such stuff anymore without being in trouble here.

[tekla]

you can't do such stuff anymore without being in trouble here

It's OK, you'll be dead, they pretty much can't punish you more than that.