Motorcycle jokes.

[justmeinoz]

Apparently 95% of all Harley-Davidson motorcycles ever made are still on the road.

The rest are still waiting for the trailer to get them home.




Harley-Davidsons; the most effective device ever built for the conversion of petrol into noise, without the production of horsepower.

[Jasper]

Maybe it's a good thing Ford and Totota don't mass-produce bikes.

The Fords would die too fast and with Toyota bikes the throttle might stick...and then your brakes would fail too!
 

[justmeinoz]

Ford- Fix Or Repair Daily?

[Janet_Girl]

Do you know why Harleys last so long?  It is because of the oil.  On the crankcase, frame, seat, chrome and rider.  Not much in the crankcase, just everywhere else.

[Shana A]

Q What's the difference between a 12 string guitar and a Harley?

A You can tune the Harley.

[Amaranth]

What do you get when 32 harley riders are in the same room?

A full set of teeth.

[Jennifer]

What is the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?

With a vacuum cleaner the dirt bag goes on the inside.

[Aileen]

A Honda goldwing driver and a Harley driver are sitting in a bar, talking about the pro and cons about their machines. Somewhere in the middle of the talk, the goldwing driver shows a navigation system, explaining that this allows him to decide which way he wants to take - the long way with a beautiful view, a short way, no offroad...

The Harley driver nods and shows his device and explains: This is my weather forecast device. That way I can decide if I can transport my Harley using the open trailer or if I have to cover it well to protect it from rain.

[Padma]

Visual joke without the visuals, so prepare to use your imagination:

Q: What's this? *flaps hands randomly against/around each other above her head...*
A: A rabbit on a motorbike.

[nickikim]

It offically becomes a Halloween costume when you put on chaps, Ymca, YMCA.....

[martinb]

Hey,leave off the Harley`s will ya,love my little Sportster.Having said that tho i love that old Indian ad that goes"Harley Davidson made of tin,ride `em out,push `em in"They really had a sense of humour them days.

[justmeinoz]

It's not so much the HD, it's the ego's of the people riding them in a lot of cases. 
Some of who are as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle!

[martinb]

It's not so much the HD, it's the ego's of the people riding them in a lot of cases. 
Some of who are as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle!

True unfortunately,there`s a lot of posing ->-bleeped-<-s ride hogs!

[nickikim]

We call the posers Goony wobblers ,most recognizable ,by the low speed goony wobble gyrations , straight pipes on stock motors, ( jet for it at least ,gawd )  non helmet helmets , and sitting on the bike when they group park, 75% of actual on bike time. Same guys who bitch about getting a ticket after reving the snot out at every traffic light, wankers. Anyone seen the South Park about the harley riders?    Biggest harley joke ever,  Vrod. yuck.