Apparently 95% of all Harley-Davidson motorcycles ever made are still on the road.

The rest are still waiting for the trailer to get them home.




Harley-Davidsons; the most effective device ever built for the conversion of petrol into noise, without the production of horsepower.

Maybe it's a good thing Ford and Totota don't mass-produce bikes.

The Fords would die too fast and with Toyota bikes the throttle might stick...and then your brakes would fail too!
 

Ford- Fix Or Repair Daily?

Do you know why Harleys last so long?  It is because of the oil.  On the crankcase, frame, seat, chrome and rider.  Not much in the crankcase, just everywhere else.

Q What's the difference between a 12 string guitar and a Harley?

A You can tune the Harley.

What do you get when 32 harley riders are in the same room?

A full set of teeth.

What is the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?

With a vacuum cleaner the dirt bag goes on the inside.

A Honda goldwing driver and a Harley driver are sitting in a bar, talking about the pro and cons about their machines. Somewhere in the middle of the talk, the goldwing driver shows a navigation system, explaining that this allows him to decide which way he wants to take - the long way with a beautiful view, a short way, no offroad...

The Harley driver nods and shows his device and explains: This is my weather forecast device. That way I can decide if I can transport my Harley using the open trailer or if I have to cover it well to protect it from rain.

Visual joke without the visuals, so prepare to use your imagination:

Q: What's this? *flaps hands randomly against/around each other above her head...*
A: A rabbit on a motorbike.

It offically becomes a Halloween costume when you put on chaps, Ymca, YMCA.....

Hey,leave off the Harley`s will ya,love my little Sportster.Having said that tho i love that old Indian ad that goes"Harley Davidson made of tin,ride `em out,push `em in"They really had a sense of humour them days.

It's not so much the HD, it's the ego's of the people riding them in a lot of cases. 
Some of who are as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle!

Quote from: justmeinoz on October 16, 2011, 05:36:47 AM
It's not so much the HD, it's the ego's of the people riding them in a lot of cases. 
Some of who are as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle!

True unfortunately,there`s a lot of posing ->-bleeped-<-s ride hogs!

We call the posers Goony wobblers ,most recognizable ,by the low speed goony wobble gyrations , straight pipes on stock motors, ( jet for it at least ,gawd )  non helmet helmets , and sitting on the bike when they group park, 75% of actual on bike time. Same guys who bitch about getting a ticket after reving the snot out at every traffic light, wankers. Anyone seen the South Park about the harley riders?    Biggest harley joke ever,  Vrod. yuck.