You ave one of the biggest colds you've EVER had. You are constantly sneezing. Whilst in the bathroom you are ceased by another attack of sneezes. You draw so much air in, that the vortex created, draws the toilet paper into your nostrils and mouth, effectively sealing your airways. On the expulsion of your sneeze, it finds all avenues blocked, you explode and are shattered into small fragments, never to be found again.
Death by illusion