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Started by ~RoadToTrista~, October 10, 2011, 02:52:47 PM

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Catherine Sarah

#300
July 05, 2012, 08:05:04 AM
You ave one of the biggest colds you've EVER had. You are constantly sneezing. Whilst in the bathroom you are ceased by another attack of sneezes. You draw so much air in, that the vortex created, draws the toilet paper into your nostrils and mouth, effectively sealing your airways. On the expulsion of your sneeze, it finds all avenues blocked, you explode and are shattered into small fragments, never to be found again.


Death by illusion




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King Malachite

#301
July 05, 2012, 08:18:59 AM
The sweltering heat caused you to lose your mind and see illusions of oysters everywhere.  As you follow the trail of illusions to its supposed origins you are hit by a truck and killed.

Death by swear words
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Catherine Sarah

#302
July 05, 2012, 10:15:52 AM
It's in the days of the Spanish Inquisition. You normally swear your head off while tending your farm property. However on this day, you are in town witnessing the demise of some local heretics, where you get caught up in the aura of the moment and start swearing your head off. The chief bishop hears your incessant cussing and has you summoned immediately to be burnt at the stake for such irreverent behaviour.


Death by uub




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King Malachite

#303
July 05, 2012, 02:23:34 PM
You challenged Uub's powers to the point where you ticked him off so he decided  to finish you off with a Kamehameha wave.

Death by failing grades
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justmeinoz

#304
July 06, 2012, 05:48:05 AM
Due to failing grades the only job you can get is as Rick Santorum's cleaner.   The thought of this causes your brain to explode.

Death by typographical error.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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King Malachite

#305
July 06, 2012, 06:06:58 AM
The typographical error on your pain meds caused you to overdose killing you.

Death by politics
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

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justmeinoz

#306
July 07, 2012, 02:11:01 AM
Your new job is to proof-read all of  former Prime Minister John Howard's Parliamentary speeches.  You end up slashing your wrists to escape the years of boredom ahead.

Death by iPod.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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King Malachite

#307
July 07, 2012, 02:14:26 AM
Your Ipod broke so you decided to steal another one.  Unfortuantely you were caught and in your town stealing is punishable by death.  You were hung without a trial.

Death by paper.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Jayr

#308
August 15, 2012, 10:40:27 PM
A paper plane hits you in the eye ball, making you fall of a cliff.

Death by ice cubes.





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King Malachite

#309
August 16, 2012, 08:03:01 AM
You drank an ice beverage so fast that you choke on an ice cube and die.

Death by a bar stool.
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~RoadToTrista~

#310
February 05, 2013, 01:45:01 AM
You sit on a barstool in a bar after closing time with all the lights out; not realizing that barstools are actually ferocious creatures that only pretend to be inanimate until they're left alone with an unsuspecting stranger to their den. Then they eat you...


Death by thread-necroing!
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King Malachite

#311
February 06, 2013, 01:37:56 AM
The previous posters form an angry mob and beat you to death with pillows.

Death by a cardboard box
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Devlyn

#312
February 27, 2013, 07:02:43 PM
You freeze to death in your cardboard condo.

Death by chocolate, again, please!
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Amy Fox

#313
February 27, 2013, 07:13:37 PM
You hear a knock at the door, open it and see a heart shaped box of chocolates on the floor outside your door, you hurriedly look left and right before picking them up and taking them to you room where you eat them slowly savoring their rich taste you are just about to start on the second layer when you realize there is a strange ticking noise in the room you look around curiously for the source and barely have time to ponder where the heck it is coming from before the bomb concealed in the second layer explodes showering you with chocolate however causing your untimely death in the process.

Death by drawing pin
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Devlyn

#314
February 27, 2013, 07:29:45 PM
Pffffft, my third box of ticking chocolates this week! Some clown at work puts a drawing pin on your chair. This drawing pin:



Death by frisbee.
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King Malachite

#315
May 16, 2013, 04:27:35 AM
You play a competitive game of frisbee and after winning you do a victory dance under a tree.  Suddenly, lightning hits the tree and it falls on you.

Death by lipstick
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Devlyn

#316
May 16, 2013, 11:00:02 AM
Trying to watch every wiffle bat to the groin video on the internet, you die of old age.



Death by futility.
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Catherine Sarah

#317
May 16, 2013, 11:12:28 AM
Being the greatest mind, achiever, inventor the world has ever seen, you suddenly get struck down with writers brain. You can no longer think of anything great to do. Your life becomes futile to the point you bury yourself and die.

Death by Hershey chocolate malteds.




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King Malachite

#318
May 16, 2013, 04:38:35 PM
You eat some Hershey chocolate malteds lacedwith a mind-altering substance that makes you jump in the river and drown yourself.

Death by a bucket with a smiley face on it.
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~RoadToTrista~

#319
May 25, 2013, 02:25:00 PM
The smiley face on the bucket is eeevil. As you stare into it's eyes it consumes your soul.


Death by puppies.
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