Death by........

[Catherine Sarah]

                  


The magnetic field from these magnets are soooooo strong that they alter your brain wave patterns, causing you to do strange miraculous and often dangerous things. One such crazy thing you attempt is to reverse the electron flow of the Hadron Particle Collider. This causes an immediate black hole, through which you are sucked into with alarming alacrity. The hole disintergrates immediately and without further evidence of knowing where you are. After all you could be just beyond the bush near the fence, or in deep outer space still traveling to galaxies beyond our comprehension. You are posted as missing in action.

A royal commission set up years later to answer so many unanswered question, including who I eventually wrestle with, to clear up the matter of your disappearance before they break for morning tea, declare you dead from death.

Death by Kaaba

[King Malachite]

You tried to run to the Kaaba but authorities thought you were trying to vandalize it so you were shot in the head on sight.

Death by a microwave

[Catherine Sarah]

And by an absolute freak of nature when you walked through the path of this microwave, the out of band harmonics created a most unusual peak lobe of sub audio frequencies finding the immediate fundamental frequency of your skull. Destroying your head causing a nural aneurysm. Death followed.

Death by Fafnir, prior to their demise

[King Malachite]

You try to look up what exactly a Fanir is but the computer is so slow you drive yourself crazy waiting and shoot yourself in th head.

Death by ice

[Catherine Sarah]

Oh goodie. A chance to go back to the Global Warming epidemic. And the imposing Carbon Tax. (Still holding $23 a ton) ((Even in the light of the GFC)) ((( As we all know Greece has been sold to the Irish to pay back the IMF loan))) (((( but Italy remains steadfast it won't pay a drachma till Iceland commits to the bail out))))  (((((((((((((( Can't someone stop this idiot?? ))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( This has got totally out of hand )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
*Enter Mod  {{{{{ (Just thought I'd try something different)))) }}}}}} Jamie D, Devlyn, the GodMother and all her cohorts. Immediately embalm Catherine and carry her off to solitary confinement for the term of her natural.

Yes the GW thingy has altered the molecular structure of all ice now. Instead of it melting when the temp rises, it actually expand exponentially depending on the day of the week it is. [[[[[[[Weekends it's on double time and a huff]]]]]]]]]]]]]  <<<< There's more money in "huffs", than there is in halves >>>>> ***** Just thought you'd like to know that******

Well in any case, being a hot day (((((((((( and you guessed it. {Yes boring old parenthesis again} it is a long weekend at triple time and a few more huffs ))))))))))))) you drop into your local milk bar and order a sarsaparilla, to which they add ice . On drinking this  potion the ice reacts immediately with your body temperature, causing a rapid increase in the size of the combined ice, swelling you up to explosive proportions, whereupon the obvious happens RIP Mr. Malachite.

Death by zalophus californianus

[King Malachite]

You decided to taste that animal in an underground black market restaraunt.  It wasn't cooked properly so you die from food poisioning.



Death by dice

[PrincessKnight]

While playing Monopoly, you roll too many doubles in a row and are sent to jail. Since your playmates take this game too seriously, you are actually taken to jail, where a psychotic guard who hates everyone with the letter M in their name chokes you to death with a pair of big fuzzy dice.

Death by Youtube.

[King Malachite]

You are  so addicted to Youtube that you die from lack of food.

Death by fans

[LordKAT]

You were mobbed by your fans after winning your latest American gladiator games. They were so eager that you were trampled under foot.


Death by good luck.

[King Malachite]

Your good luck has caused you to win the lottery.  However you let everyone know and someone gunned you down for your cash.

Death by 2 chocolate bars

[PrincessKnight]

You refuse to share with me. 

Death by pocketwatch.

[GhostTown11]

You try to pet a lion.


Death by lion.

[King Malachite]

You tried to shave a lion.

Death by a BBQ

[Catherine Sarah]

You live on the top floor of a 16 story apartment block. Your lease has expired and you have to move. You've packed up all your belongings and safely stored them in a waiting truck below. Just then you remember your BBQ on the patio outside. The removalist offers to winch it down the side of the building, providing someone is below to guide it.

Your brother who is helping you to move, offers to help. He goes downstairs and holds the guide rope while the removalist lowers the BBQ down.

You do a final check of your empty apartment, and while doing so, your brothers cell phone goes off. You take the call only to find it's an urgent call for your brother. You race to the window to tell your brother to take this call, unfortunately you didn't see the BBQ being lowered and it bumps into your head causing you to fall out the window. You fall to the pavement below and in the fracas the rope breaks and the BBQ then free falls to the ground, squashing you into the pavement, killing whatever wasn't already dead.

Death by a phone call

[King Malachite]

You get a phone call and when you put the phone up to your ear it explodes and kills you.

Death by a toilet

[Catherine Sarah]

You get flushed       away.          

Death by 6:37 pm

[LordKAT]

Poisoned at 6 pm, stabbed at 6:10, shot at 6:20, conked on the head at 6:30, until finally, you die at 6:37.


Death by kisses. Preferably chocolate ones.

[King Malachite]

You ate too many Hershey Kisses that your stomach exploded and the acid ate away at your insides leaving you to die a slow and painful death.

Death by a nightclub

[~RoadToTrista~]

The vibe of the music causes you to completely let yourself loose and you take over the dance floor. Unfortunately there was an old disco ball that no one ever bothered taking down. It breaks loose and falls on you in the middle of the funky chicken.

Death by spicy food.

[King Malachite]

You take take in a smell of some spicy food and it's so spicy that the smell gets stuck in your nose burning your eyeballs out.  As you run around blind you impale yourself on a cactus.

Death by toilet paper