Death by........

[themanicbard]

The alien is so stupid it takes you on a trip to the moon, but forgets humans need air to breathe and you suffocate.

Death by fur stole.

[Gadgett]

You throw the fur stole on and walk outside. It's is a beautiful day and the sun is shining. You feel happy, accepted and loved in your fur stole. as you walk out to cross the street you are almost run over by a speeding car. As you stand there restarting your heart you look at the end of your stole and notice it has been wrapped around the bumper and go flying down the road.

Death by... DR. TRAN

[themanicbard]

You die from internal bleeding from all those 'hot dickings' Dr. Tran's been giving away.

Death by pineapple.

[Devlyn]

When Grampa nods off in the rocking chair, you find his WWII souveniers, which include a pineapple style hand grenade. Recalling a really funny comedy bit, you pull the pin, and throw IT! Five seconds later, you and Gramps are blown to smithereens. Death by embarassment.

[Sweet Blue Girl]

an embarrassed person wants to ask you your phone number and a date, but doesn't find the words. He/she tries to speak, but no sound comes out. He/she tries to makes signs but they look confused. Hours pass, and then days, and then weeks. The moon replace the sun, the rain replace the dry. He/she is always in front of you searching inside the strength to ask you to go out with him/her, till finally something happens and you and he/she die old.

[Sweet Blue Girl]

death by light coke

[Devlyn]

Deluded into thinking you can drink all you want because it's zero calories, your body is turned to stone by the artificial sweeteners and you become a garden statue. A beautiful garden statue. Death by glue.

[Sweet Blue Girl]

you read carefully the indications of the new super glue bottle you bought for building your first real mini steam train, you look so close that eventually some glue drops out of the bottle right into your eyes. Totally blind, you go to the phone to call for help, but it ends up being the domestic garbage incinerator, that cooks your hand and leaves you consciousness on the ground. Your husband comes back home and carries your body to the er, but when the doctor sees you the situation is disperate, he has oily one choice: saving your hand or your life. Being him a notorious hand fetichist, he decides to save your hand, cuts it, put it under a formaline solution bottle and leaves you dying in an horrible agony on the operation table.

Death by hypno therapist

[Devlyn]

Wanting to make all your New Years resolutions stick, you buy the Svengali Home Hypno Therapy kit. Deciding to cure your impatience first, you pop in the CD on the ride home. Your car plunges off a cliff, and the police find the CD player on track 4, "You are now getting sleepy..." Death by holiday decorations.

[Natkat]

an easter egg falls agenst your head from a high building.
a very fat man try to save you,

he catch the egg but lands on you insteed
you die
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dead by green tea

[Devlyn]

You're a smart shopper. You can smell a bargain a mile away. So, of course you buy 55 gallon drums of window cleaner. Dragging the drum to the window, your hands slip and you go ass over teakettle right out the window. A true case of self defenestration. Death by cake.

[Natkat]

somebody trow a cake in your head, its a strawberry cake and the strawberry is actually a boob who explode when it hits you.
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death by robot unicorn attack

[King Malachite]

You were trapped in a dungeon and escaped.  While escaping you come across a robot unicorn drinking from a magical lake.  You go up to pet this unicorn and when you do it short circuits shocking you.  The horn eventually goes through your right eye and proceeds to impaling your brain and you die.

Death by a bucket of Chinese food

[Constance]

Death by a bucket of Chinese food

It was ONE ton of soup, not won ton soup.

Death by text message.

[King Malachite]

You were texting on your cell phone while walking and caught your foot on a loose flagstone.  You fall and break your next and die.

Death by a steel chair

[Jayr]

I walked inside your house with a steel chair, and knocked you upside the head until you bled to death.

Death by Mexican food.

[King Malachite]

You eat 40 year old Mexican food from an old trash man and get horrible diarrhea and die.

Death by a plastic soda bottle

[xander]

A soda bottle is thrown out of a car window, hits you on the head as you're walking around a lake. It knocks you out, you fall in and drown.

Death by sandles.

[caseyyy]

You're wearing your sandals in a park, the strap gets caught on a root, and you fall into an open campfire pit.

Death by eyeglasses.

[King Malachite]

You were cleaning your eyeglasses with your shirt while walking and fell off a cliff due to your horrible vision.

Death by anime