Death by........

[PrincessKnight]

The clothes you bought at a Goodwill store are coated with a hallucinogenic substance that makes you think you're a rabbit. You cut off your foot for good luck, and bleed to death. Lucky for you, you're too high to feel it.

Death by a baby.

[Natkat]

you eat the baby and get a bone stuck in your throat and gets sufficated.

Death by boobies.

[Constance]

Death by boobies.

While on a birdwatching expedition, you are summarily devoured by the blue-footed variety.

Death by rose petals.

[King Malachite]

You die making love on a bed of rose petals via heart attacm.

Death by censorship

[~RoadToTrista~]

While partying in Vegas, you get really drunk and flash your no-noes at a cameraman whom had asked you for an interview for his documentary. Had he not blurred out your junk, someone working in the medical field would have surely seen the video, and would have been able to denounce that the mole that you had was indeed cancerous.

Death by Lumpy Space Princess.

[King Malachite]

You were walking in the store and found a Lumpy Space Princess doll.  You just had to have it so you trip in to the shelf running to it and cause a giant box of Lumpy Space Princess dolls to crash on your skull killing you in an instant. 

Death by a typewriter

[Constance]

Death by a typewriter

The paper gets stuck and your brain implodes while trying to find the CRTL, ALT, and DEL keys.

Death by MC Escher

[PrincessKnight]

Entranced by his art, you stare at it for hours. Your head 'splodes trying to figure it out.

Death by chocolate cake.

[King Malachite]

You eat so much chocolate cake that you vomit your insides out and pass out and die.

Death by a basketball

[Catherine Sarah]

Waiting at the bus stop after a hard game, you sit on your basket ball. Regrettable it cannot withstand your weight. It explodes, causing you to lose balance and falling backwards into heavy peak hour traffic and run over by a 'B' double.

Death by a beauty salon

[PrincessKnight]

You pass out from all the fumes from the beauty products, and your head falls onto a nail file and you die.

Death by TV.

[King Malachite]

You purposely ignored the "do not try this at home"  warning and tried one of the stunts on Jackass.  You decided to go catch a snake and it bit you spreading it's poisionous venom through your veins killing you in minutes.

Death by a toaster

[justmeinoz]

You are enraged by your toaster burning your toast again and throw it at the wall. It bounces back at you and you are electrocuted.

Death by Avocado.

[Catherine Sarah]

Being the first Avocado of the season and in your haste to sample its delicacies your knife slips while cutting it, forcing the seed to be expelled with great alacrity and speed, it hits you in the nose, causing you to scream, where upon the seed slithers down your throat to firmly lodge itself in your wind pipe cause immediate death by suffocation.   RIP  Karen.

Death by a clock

[Constance]

Death by a clock

Your time is up.

Death by Philosophy

[King Malachite]

You wanted to know if a tree falls and no one is around to here it if it makes a sound so you get a buddy to be a mile away when you cut it down to se if he or she can hear it.  Unfortunately the tree falls on you but your buddy doesn't hear it so you die after bleeding out to death.  At least the question was answered.

Death by a poptart

[Catherine Sarah]

You might have to help us out a bit here Malachite. I have absolutely no idea what a "poptart" is. Unless you specifically want my imagination to rupture and go so ballistically mad, that not even I understand it.

Huggs
Catherine

[Constance]

You might have to help us out a bit here Malachite. I have absolutely no idea what a "poptart" is. Unless you specifically want my imagination to rupture and go so ballistically mad, that not even I understand it.

Huggs
Catherine

A poptart is a flat pastry that one puts in the toaster (or in the microwave if you want them soft and chewy).

http://www.poptarts.com/

[King Malachite]

Connie is right and they can be tasty.  Just don't let them stay on your teeth for more than 4 seconds if you don't want giant holes in your teeth.   

[Catherine Sarah]

Thanks Connie. Ahh for those local delicacies. And thanks for your clock. That was funny.
OK back to business.
You place your poptart in the toaster which malfunctions. Causing it to be expelled at high velocity and being in an uncooked state is still soft and gooey. It hits you in the face, immediately binding itself like glue and having covered your nose and mouth, the only place you can breath is through your ears. Regrettably you've had a recent cold blocking your airways, whereupon you die of suffocation.

Death by a newspaper