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[Julie Marie]

Well said Reverend Kat.  Halleluiah!

[Felix]

This is not a smart-alec comment so please make no mistake, I am just a bit confused.  The Heavenly Parents can be whomever we want them to be (Isis and Osiris, Cernunnos and Brighid, etc.)?  And who are the angels and what do they do?

Even if you were to be a little flippant, I don't think that would be a problem. We're just kicking around ideas right now.

[Kreuzfidel]

Hi, I think my questions were overlooked unfortunately.

[Julie Marie]

The Heavenly Parents can be whomever we want them to be (Isis and Osiris, Cernunnos and Brighid, etc.)?  And who are the angels and what do they do?

Every person who believes in a "higher power", a "creator" or some other form of god has their own vision of who/what that entity is.  This is no different except there isn't just one you are required to believe in.

As I said in the OP, the angels are like messengers.  The Heavenly Parents have a lot of kids, more than the even the Duggar family.  So they kinda need a nanny of sorts to help them with the kids.  In this case, a whole bunch of nannies. 

So Kreuzfidel, did I answer your questions?  If not, fire away.

[tekla]

The Heavenly Parents have a lot of kids, more than the even the Duggar family

But that in no way should be taken as an endorsement on the part of The First Church of the Presumptuousness Assumption of the Blinding Light for going out and whelping a litter of humans - what are they up to now?  20?^*  Really, we like to think that the vagina is not a clown car and should not be used like one.

* - look up 'Quiverfull movement ' and try to get a grip on what these people believe and why.  There, I did it for you.
http://www.google.com/search?gcx=c&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=quiverfull+movement

[Felix]

Hi, I think my questions were overlooked unfortunately.

Hi Kreuzfidel, I overlooked your questions because I have no idea what's going on and I don't feel comfortable driving this bus. xD

[Felix]

Really, we like to think that the vagina is not a clown car and should not be used like one.

I tried so hard not to laugh at that. I am such a failure. 

[Julie Marie]

I have no idea what's going on and I don't feel comfortable driving this bus.

I think you're doing as good as anyone driving.  In fact the Heavenly Parents told my you should be now and forever referred to as Reverend Felix.  Can I put you on the schedule for saying mass?

[tekla]

I tried so hard not to laugh at that.
Wish I could take credit for it, but I see that reference in every article I read on that family.

Can I put you on the schedule for saying mass?
We stopped 'saying' mass a few years ago and switched over to 'doing' mass.  But we've even stopped that.  We wrote a Mass App for the iPhone (Droid Mass App due out next month).  We are remodeling the church now, the sacristy is going to be the new 'Bank inside a Starbucks', the rest of the ground floor is retail space - check out the new CD shop.  And the choir loft is now a brew pub with drink specials anytime any game is on anywhere, and also in months that have letters in their name.

[Julie Marie]

After further review, Reverend Kat will now be referred to as Archbishop Kat.  Until we can establish a Transvatican City, I'm asking everyone to refrain from any campaigning for a Pope Kat.