Lonely over the Holidays?

[Felix]

Good King Wenceslas looked down...

[Devlyn]

Why does Santa bring presents to children around the world? Because the presents won't deliver themselves! Hugs, Tracey

[Devlyn]

How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb? Eight, one to screw in the bulb, and seven to hold Rudolph down! Hugs, Tracey

[espo]

CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED

**Contributed to Swenny's E-Mail Funnies by Jessica Gonzalez, Kettering, OH**

SCHIZOPHRENIA:

Do you Hear What I Hear?

 

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:

We Three Queens Disoriented Are.

 

DEMENTIA:

I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas.

 

NARCISSISTIC:

Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me.

 

MANIC:

Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

 

PARANOID:

Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

[Devlyn]

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Hugs, Tracey

[espo]

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?

Because the snow blower was coming down the block.

[espo]

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

[espo]

Not all support groups actually work, do they ?  LOL 

[Felix]

Lol. Well, I don't have any Christmas ones, but here's one my daughter made up the other day. It's just as awful.

Q: What moves sideways and takes you where you want to go?

A: A taxicrab!

[espo]

lol Thats cute. Let her know someone thought it was really good. (if you want, not telling you what to do :p )

[Devlyn]

What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning? Krisp Kringle! Hugs, Tracey

[Cindy]

Do people have g-mail, yahoo mail camera access etc? Skype doesn't work for me for some reason. Lets make sure we have camera action available. Yes boys and girls we are going to be LIVE at each others parties. If you are by your self you will be with others, so there in no excuse not to dress up and look the gorgeous party person.

And guess what?  If you think you don't pass and will be embarrassed, we don't give a rat's arse. Because we are friends.

So make sure we are ready it takes a few minutes to create an account, they are free.

Cindy,

All I want for Christmas are two big tits, Whoops sorry.

[justmeinoz]

Looks like I'll have to venture into the warren that is the spare room and find the web cam then.  This could be interesting.

[V M]

I had to dig my web cam out from the wire jungle behind my desk    It had fallen down back there months ago, I'll have to test it to make sure it still works

[Jennifer]

How am I supposed to mope around being sad and lonely over the holidays when I have to be around all of you wonderful friends?
I don't have a web cam or an account but it's time for me to try something new! Maybe I should just get a new laptop with a built in cam. Are you listening Santa?

Jingle bells,
Jennifer

[kelly_aus]

I've got accounts for most of the web cam chat places.. Let me know which one we decide on..

[Amazon D]

Bah Humbug i'm gonna be alone without a web cam and so bah humbug

I'll be taking care of mom and my 2 puppycats

but i do wish you all a happy time 

[Felix]

Do people have g-mail, yahoo mail camera access etc? Skype doesn't work for me for some reason. Lets make sure we have camera action available. Yes boys and girls we are going to be LIVE at each others parties. If you are by your self you will be with others, so there in no excuse not to dress up and look the gorgeous party person.

And guess what?  If you think you don't pass and will be embarrassed, we don't give a rat's arse. Because we are friends.

So make sure we are ready it takes a few minutes to create an account, they are free.

Cindy,

All I want for Christmas are two big tits, Whoops sorry.

I may acquire a camera for this. Great idea.

[Cindy]

Bah Humbug i'm gonna be alone without a web cam and so bah humbug

I'll be taking care of mom and my 2 puppycats

but i do wish you all a happy time 

You'll still be with us all cameras or not

[Cindy]

What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?

No idea