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What Made You Laugh Today ?

Started by V M, January 21, 2012, 10:49:07 PM

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MadelineB

Me. On Monday, I had near zero gender dysphoria. I just felt completely like me and forgot that there was anything about myself that wasn't the way I already feel inside.

Peed on myself twice on the sitdown at work, because I forgot, TWICE, that my anatomy still needs a directing hand to stay in the piddle pot. LOL.
History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again.
~Maya Angelou

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Padma

Someone posted some autocorrect gems, I was reading them and got stuck laughing uncontrollably, nearly popped something. It was "wawa skittletits" that did it. Well, it is 3 am...
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V M

This actually makes me laugh all season, my iguana likes to watch football games
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Felix

Quote from: Liam Erik on November 17, 2012, 12:36:04 PM
I found some things from when I was very very little, including one of those books that asks you all sorts of questions about yourself and you fill in the answers, and it's called '(your name here)'s Book' or something.

Apparently, when I grew up, I was certain I would have sheep, cows, horses, goats, pigs, llamas, alpacas, rabbits, dogs and cats.

Apparently, I also wished my parents had named me Oliver.
This is actually really cool.

Quote from: Cain on December 04, 2012, 12:18:22 PM
Watching my little sister get really excited over her Neopets games. She's 17.
I have neopets, got them a year after introducing my daughter to the game when she was 7. I still log in occasionally and lodge them or use the lab ray or whatever.

What made me laugh today was bad things. I don't know if it's gallows humor as a coping mechanism or if that's just the way I am. My daughter's school room had to be evacuated because she was flipping out because she wanted to play with blocks. On Friday it was the same thing because she'd snuck in some lip gloss and they tried to make her put it away.

Half the stuff she tells me is innocent and adorable and the other half sounds innocent but also like serial killer talk. Somebody pointed out she should be a "threatener for the mafia" after she very straight-facedly described a nice young german shepherd and how he has short fur for his breed and he's almost a year old and she would never poke him with an umbrella because he wouldn't like that. Wait what?

Lol now I don't trust her with umbrellas.

She has such an odd mixture of ralphie ("when I grow up I want to be a principal or a caterpillar") and hannibal that it's hard not to laugh being around her all the time.
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Felix

I just noticed my child support paperwork looks a lot like the result of a gay marriage. Yay. ;D
everybody's house is haunted
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Catherine Sarah

That damn music thread you add, "in my pants" to. Nearly wet mine with some of the titles I thought of.

It's the zaniest thread I've seen yet.

Huggs
Catherine




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Embrace

My young daughter a few months post potty training had an "accident" today.

Upon discovering this she turned to me and said, "Accidents happen, Daddy!"

I reassured her that they surely did then shared a giggle with my wife.  Our daughter is the best accident that ever happened to us! (and living proof that 99% is not 100% :))
embrace
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hazel

An old episode of who's line, Ryan and Colin never fail to bring a smile to my face  :)
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V M

My neighbor's yippy little dogs reaction to me making snarly noises at it  :)  First it looked confused, but then it got all happy when I laughed and ran about like it was the best 'good one' it had heard in quite awhile  :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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BunnyBee

Quote from: V M on January 18, 2013, 09:32:26 PM
My neighbor's yippy little dogs reaction to me making snarly noises at it  :)  First it looked confused, but then it got all happy when I laughed and ran about like it was the best 'good one' it had heard in quite awhile  :laugh:

Lol :)
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Tejas

#370
The boss and I went down the street for shwarmas.

Him: How are you feeling?
Me: Good.
Him: About the treatments and changes?
Me: Oh, that. I thought you meant life in general. Haha, that's going well too.
Him: How does that work? Like a pen? At the doctor's?
Me: No, with a needle every two weeks by myself. Here *pointing*.
Him: YOU STAB YOURSELF IN THE REAR END?! DUDE...

I don't know, I just couldn't stop laughing.
"Sometimes you have to get knocked down lower than you have ever been to stand up taller than you ever were before.  Sometimes your eyes need to be washed by your tears so you can see the possibilities in front of you with a clearer vision again. Don't settle."
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Jamie D

I fell asleep on the couch, and when I woke up, my hair looked like Bozo the Clown's - just not orange.
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V M

Quote from: Pleasingly Plump Jamie D on January 19, 2013, 12:58:27 AM
I fell asleep on the couch, and when I woke up, my hair looked like Bozo the Clown's - just not orange.

Somehow not surprised
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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crazy at the coast

Quote from: Pleasingly Plump Jamie D on January 19, 2013, 12:58:27 AM
I fell asleep on the couch, and when I woke up, my hair looked like Bozo the Clown's - just not orange.
I look a lot like the bride of frankenstein when I get up.
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V M

LOL... One of my neighbors has a little snick dog and is dog sitting another of the same type (some kind of something doodle mutts)

Anyway, they both went after another neighbor's orange stripe cat who just sat there and boxed both of them up until they ran away yelping  :laugh:

Orange stripe cat - 2  -VS-  Yippy lil' dogs - 0
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Heather

since starting estrogen I have been laughing/giggling for no reason whatsoever. So I don't know what made me laugh today but I did laugh a lot. :icon_joy:
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Felix

everybody's house is haunted
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V M

Quote from: Felix on February 02, 2013, 03:26:49 AM
my kid is so much like this guy :laugh:


OMG... Reminds me of one of my neighbors, but he's in his mid 30's
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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MadelineB

Quote from: Felix on February 02, 2013, 03:26:49 AM
my kid is so much like this guy :laugh:

omg, that video is spot on. Whoever wrote it and acted in it had to have had family on the spectrum. The train is ok.  :laugh:
History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again.
~Maya Angelou

Personal Blog: Madeline's B-Hive
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