What Made You Laugh Today ?

[CalmRage]

[CalmRage]

I just had a marvelous idea:

First i record myself hitting my table with a plastic bottle to a click track.
Then i record an "organ" guitar track with a nice melody or riff, then semi-acoustic clean playing,
then screaming double-tracked vocals and some nice synths.

[CalmRage]

Korean Elvis, do you want to rock?

Lock and Loll!

[Edge]

I found out that there is a joke about Rumpelstiltskin, Dr. Frankenstein, and the Mad Hatter from Once Upon a Time being in a magical boy band called Believe or Leave. I bet that's how they really broke Regina.

[big kim]

Seeing a little dog trying to run round in circles chasing it's tail

[V M]

Seeing a little dog trying to run round in circles chasing it's tail

LOL... That's something that always cracks me up as well 

[matthewzguitarz]

A lot of things, first was my dad and friend comparing their welts from yesterday's paintball game, that was just funny. Then was me and a girl talking about how we should record what was really happening at the youth group, and post it on the church's website, forgot what was happening some how, but it was funny.

[dreaming.forever]

I don't know if this is one of those "you'd have to be there" incidents, but this totally made me laugh.

One of my roommates is Arabic (he came to America to learn English) and only speaks a little bit of English. He moved in recently so I haven't figured out how to pronounce--let alone spell--his name, so I'll just refer to him as "the Arabic dude." He was cooking chicken today, and here's how our conversation went:

Arabic dude: "You eat chicken?"
Me: "Chicken? No, I don't eat meat."
Arabic dude: "You eat chicken?"
Me: "Nah, I just don't eat meat."
Arabic dude: "No meat, but eat chicken?"
Me: "No, I don't eat any meat."
Arabic dude: "This chicken. This not meat. You eat chicken."
Me: "No, I don't eat meat: no chicken, no pork, no beef... no meat."
Arabic dude: "You don't eat chicken?"
[Short pause]
Arabic dude: (solemnly, as if he just heard someone died) "I'm sorry."
Me: "It's okay."

[CalmRage]

There's either oil or soot on my guitar strings. I was just touching the broken string with my fingers.

[Imreallyconfused]

Watching freestyle battles that are making me die laughing.

[CalmRage]

I genuinely thought i had a problem with my gender. Hah.

[Imreallyconfused]

I forgot that when you shave and the hair grows back.....try not to scratch in public. Watching a grown man on tv scratch like an ape on crack is hysterical

[CalmRage]

Jonesy (John Paul Jones) screwing up the bass pedal entry in STH in Vienna 1973.

[FTMDiaries]

I fell out of bed last night (what am I, 2 years old?!?). I haven't done that for so long that I can't actually remember the last time it happened.

So there I was sleeping peacefully when all of a sudden I hit the floor, waking myself (and Hubby). I lay there on the floor for a couple of seconds, utterly bewildered, whilst Hubby asked whether I was OK. I was just fine, so I put my left foot flat on the floor so that I could stand up & get back into bed... when my calf suddenly went into a MASSIVE, agonising cramp. It hurt so badly that I couldn't use my leg at all; Hubby had to drag me back upright so that I could stretch out the cramp.

After recovering from that little extravaganza, I had a good chuckle about how ridiculous it is for someone in their 40s to fall out of bed like a toddler. 

[CalmRage]

One of the originally suggested names for Hannah Montana was Alexis Texas. Just google that name.

[V M]

I noticed that a small group of boys kept showing up on nearly every isle at the grocery store today and they kept giggling and whispering to each other    I figured that I'd been outed and they were making fun of me 

I edged a bit closer and overheard them talking about wanting to 'crawl up my sn**ch' ?     So then I told them... "I can hear you ya know, do your mommies know you talk like that?"

They looked shocked for a second and then ran off giggling like kids do

Naughty LIL' buggers!!!

[CalmRage]

My uncle got a little drunk and insisted on dancing with me. It was very funny. He'll have such a hangover tomorrow. We all laughing when we DID dance. This is so unlike both of us. We also cracked a lot of jokes about the cultural differences between where i live and where he lives.

[Jamie D]

I absolutely love that shirt!

[CalmRage]

What was i thinking drinking two bottles of Coke and then not sleeping until about 6 AM

[big kim]

I found the clip from the Pink Panther where Clousseau hassles the guy with the "minky" unaware a bank robbery is taking place.Peter Sellers was a genius I defy anyone to watch this and not laugh