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Started by V M, January 21, 2012, 10:49:07 PM

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Miss_Bungle1991

#720
February 04, 2014, 10:52:04 AM
Quote from: big kim on February 04, 2014, 05:12:52 AM
The scene with the vet & the tortoise from The League of Gentlemen

Yeah, that's a great scene. That entire series was awesome.
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Adam (birkin)

#721
February 04, 2014, 05:47:45 PM
I have terrible reflexes normally, but my brother reached over and I thought he was going to take my Oreo. So I smacked his hand so fast lolol. And he goes "what??" And I said "I thought you were going to take my cookie." Apparently cookies are enough to drive me to superhuman heights.
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King Malachite

#722
February 06, 2014, 01:20:22 AM
My friend called me a sexually repressed weirdo.
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Felix

#723
February 06, 2014, 05:43:03 AM
More of the submissions from the Lays company invite for the internet to create new flavors. I'm not sure what they were thinking when they opened the gates on that one. XD
everybody's house is haunted
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MadeleineG

#724
February 06, 2014, 07:20:17 AM
Quote from: Felix on February 06, 2014, 05:43:03 AM
More of the submissions from the Lays company invite for the internet to create new flavors. I'm not sure what they were thinking when they opened the gates on that one. XD

I suggest sodium nitrate, butylated hydroxytoluene, and monosodium glutamate flavour.
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Miss_Bungle1991

#725
February 06, 2014, 04:25:06 PM
Quote from: Qwynne on February 06, 2014, 07:20:17 AM
I suggest sodium nitrate, butylated hydroxytoluene, and monosodium glutamate flavour.

:D :D

I would suggest Tequila, Peppermint Schnapps & Bourbon flavors.
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Adam (birkin)

#726
February 06, 2014, 06:27:21 PM
Watching a documentary and someone says "I watched him struggle with being a vegetarian his whole life." Lmao. I shouldn't laugh because the guy died of cancer, but it's just funny that being a vegetarian is considered a struggle for some people. Tsk tsk, those alternative lifestyles always catch up with you in the end.
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Shantel

#727
February 06, 2014, 08:06:58 PM
Quote from: birkin on February 06, 2014, 06:27:21 PM
Watching a documentary and someone says "I watched him struggle with being a vegetarian his whole life." Lmao. I shouldn't laugh because the guy died of cancer, but it's just funny that being a vegetarian is considered a struggle for some people. Tsk tsk, those alternative lifestyles always catch up with you in the end.

Translation: We might die early for being trans?
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Adam (birkin)

#728
February 07, 2014, 03:47:19 PM
Quote from: Shantel on February 06, 2014, 08:06:58 PM
Translation: We might die early for being trans?

Yep, and if you're a transgender vegetarian, you'll die before you are even conceived. :o
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LordKAT

#729
February 08, 2014, 02:45:33 PM
Quote from: birkin on February 07, 2014, 03:47:19 PM
Yep, and if you're a transgender vegetarian, you'll die before you are even conceived. :o

Hey! I'm an angel KAT!!!
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V M

#730
February 15, 2014, 02:20:13 AM
My sister randomly stopped by unannounced per usual and she had a guy friend with her

I'm not out to her and hadn't seen her in quite awhile so I put a coat on to hide the girls and invited them in

We were having a good visit but then her guy friend suddenly said he didn't feel well and wanted to go wait out in the car

I thought that confusing as he seemed okay but suddenly looked white as a ghost

So after visiting a bit more then saying our goodbyes my sister left

I had noticed that the visit had taken an odd turn and that my sister was a bit snickery, but I wasn't sure why

Well, upon returning to my computer I realized that I'd forgotten to take down a framed picture from the wall that might be a bit inappropriate for a rather religious couple to view

At first I thought "Uh oh, I'm busted" but then I about laughed my butt off and still laugh whenever I think about it  >:-)
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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amZo

#731
February 25, 2014, 09:13:19 AM
This photo of Israeli PM and Germany's Angela Merkal (SP?)...  :D

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Shantel

#732
February 25, 2014, 09:16:43 AM
Quote from: Nikko on February 25, 2014, 09:13:19 AM
This photo of Israeli PM and Germany's Angela Merkal (SP?)...  :D


Devilishly non-pc humorous though!  >:-)
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V M

#733
February 25, 2014, 10:51:51 PM
Food snobs, well snobby people in general  :D  Always makes me think of Jordache jeans for some reason
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Sydney_NYC

#734
February 27, 2014, 01:40:40 AM
Today I was having my weekly electrolysis performed on me. My electrologists is also transgender and she normally has a spanish radio station on (she is practicing her Spanish as she plans to retire in Buenos Aires.) Anyway, she had talk radio on and I couldn't believe she was listing to Rush Limbaugh. She respond that it was her new homeopathic anesthesia for electrologists. It worked by making the patient (myself) so upset to hear what he says that you forget about the pain from having your face zapped. The really funny thing was, "it worked", LOL
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Jamie D

#735
February 27, 2014, 03:18:20 AM
Don't you hate it when this happens to your very favorite, broken in, pair of jeans?   :P



I blew out a pair working under the kitchen sink.  They were like old friends.
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Lauren5

#736
February 27, 2014, 11:21:18 AM
Messing around with Google Flights, I have found something very lulzy.
Hey, you've reached Lauren's signature! If you have any questions, want to talk, or just need a shoulder to cry on, leave me a message, and I'll get back to you.
*beep*

Full time: 12/12/13
Started hormones: 26/3/14
FFS: No clue, winter/spring 2014/15 maybe?
SRS: winter/spring 2014/15?
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Danielle Emmalee

#737
February 27, 2014, 12:25:41 PM
Maybe I'm missing something.  What's the funny part?
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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Lauren5

#738
February 27, 2014, 12:58:24 PM
Quote from: Caysee Danielle on February 27, 2014, 12:25:41 PMMaybe I'm missing something.  What's the funny part?
Not only is it proposing that I could book a flight from the US to North Korea (which you cannot,) check above the price.
Hey, you've reached Lauren's signature! If you have any questions, want to talk, or just need a shoulder to cry on, leave me a message, and I'll get back to you.
*beep*

Full time: 12/12/13
Started hormones: 26/3/14
FFS: No clue, winter/spring 2014/15 maybe?
SRS: winter/spring 2014/15?
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Calder Smith

#739
February 27, 2014, 01:34:33 PM
Quote from: Willow on February 27, 2014, 12:58:24 PM
Not only is it proposing that I could book a flight from the US to North Korea (which you cannot,) check above the price.

LOL.
Manchester United diehard fan.
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