What Made You Laugh Today ?

[Two Bodies/Same Soul]

I'm currently watching Hellsing Abridged.  It's a fantastic web series by Team Four Star that parodies Hellsing Ultimate.  TFS also do Dragonball Z Abridged.  I urge everyone to check them out.

Oh my god I love team four star.

" Hey Vegeta."

" Hey Vegeta."

" Hey Vegeta."

" Shut up Napa!!!!"

[Kimberley Beauregard]

Yeah, Nappa is hilarious.  I have to admit though, Guru and Frieza are my favourites.

[Bombadil]

my friend's dog wiggling around on his back. he's old and normally sort of dignified

[930310]

More Youtube poop.

[dalebert]

[King Malachite]

Thinking about when my sister said "Peta" bear instead of "Pedo" bear lol!

[Kimberley Beauregard]

[930310]

Playing with our puppies!

[Adam (birkin)]

I don't know why, but my mom asked me today "so...since you spent those years living as female and women live longer than men, will you have an extra long life span?" It's not a really silly question but it was random anyway and I laughed.

[dalebert]

Thinking about when my sister said "Peta" bear instead of "Pedo" bear lol!

Well, to be fair, vegetarians are almost as evil as pedophiles.

KIDDING!! 

I don't know why, but my mom asked me today "so...since you spent those years living as female and women live longer than men, will you have an extra long life span?" It's not a really silly question but it was random anyway and I laughed.

Hmm. For a guy, maybe. Then again, I'm not completely sure the data supports the idea that men are actually biologically disposed toward earlier deaths. Men definitely die earlier on average from wars, taking more dangerous jobs, not getting on the lifeboats until all the women and children have, getting endlessly nagged by their wives (kidding!) etc. I'm not sure how well the studies accounted for all of that.

I'm going to have to make some sort of "kidding" smiley that's more obvious than the winky face one. 

[piglet smith]

After having dinner over at my neighbor's house, we were watching Long Island Medium and he was wondering if the spirits from the graveyard next to his house were watching him jerk off at night. I told him that see, he's just like a heterosexual, resorting to that while not with his hubby.

I figured it was time for me to come home after that, lol.

[Kimberley Beauregard]

I love Basic Instructions.  It offers legitimate advice while making the reader laugh.  This is one of my favourite comics because of the third panel alone.

[Abendroth]

Being called Darth Sparks

[King Malachite]

My father called and asked me to look uo "more fish in the sea" online.  I'm thinking "what?" I asked if he wanted to know about more fish in an actual sea or is it a website.  He said a guy told him about this dating website.  I told him you mean Plenty of Fish?  He said yeah, lol.

[Adam (birkin)]

Hmm. For a guy, maybe. Then again, I'm not completely sure the data supports the idea that men are actually biologically disposed toward earlier deaths. Men definitely die earlier on average from wars, taking more dangerous jobs, not getting on the lifeboats until all the women and children have, getting endlessly nagged by their wives (kidding!) etc. I'm not sure how well the studies accounted for all of that.

I'm going to have to make some sort of "kidding" smiley that's more obvious than the winky face one. 

Yeah, not so sure about that either...I think it's too complicated to know for sure, but I don't really worry about it. I stress over so much, I'd probably run myself to an early grave worrying about if I'll live 3-5 extra years.

After having dinner over at my neighbor's house, we were watching Long Island Medium and he was wondering if the spirits from the graveyard next to his house were watching him jerk off at night. I told him that see, he's just like a heterosexual, resorting to that while not with his hubby.

I figured it was time for me to come home after that, lol.

Haha omg.

I love Basic Instructions.  It offers legitimate advice while making the reader laugh.  This is one of my favourite comics because of the third panel alone.

That's basically how I feel about my emotions. I find it therapeutic when I deliberately address them, on my own terms, but when they come along unwelcome and I try to talk or think about them, it usually gets out of control and does me more harm than good.

[Adam (birkin)]

I was eating a tuna fish sandwich and my brother comes in, takes on sniff, and goes "....oh God. You smell like mom."

[f_Anna_tastic]

Nina Conti Live at the Apollo:

I haven't laughed so much for ages.  Skip to 4 mins if you want to get straight into it

[King Malachite]

Thinking of the other day when I was at the park with my niece, nephew, and sister.  The kids were feeding ducks fries and when one of them threw a fry into the pond, a duck was going to get it, but as soon as he got close enough, a fish ate it instead.  It was funny, but poor duck.

[Shantel]

Thinking of the other day when I was at the park with my niece, nephew, and sister.  The kids were feeding ducks fries and when one of them threw a fry into the pond, a duck was going to get it, but as soon as he got close enough, a fish ate it instead.  It was funny, but poor duck.

It could have been an Alligator Gar and the bread would still be there, though not the duck! 

[Miss_Bungle1991]

I was eating a tuna fish sandwich and my brother comes in, takes on sniff, and goes "....oh God. You smell like mom."

Oh my God!!